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Ah Girls Night Out. YEAH!!

See Lady_K's picture journal of the night. Good times. I'd like to state on the record that the note was my idea and that's my handwriting. I am sooooooo mature. It's only because I could pass myself off as the silly Aussie making fun of her new American friends

Some things to note about the night:

**Lady_K looks all sweet and cute and little, but she is evil. Evil! I don't remember why. Oh yeah, switching Esme's cigarettes!

**Olsen is attractive, impossibly cute, very interesting and extremely humble. Her words. She could have done a better job helping get rid of the losers I attracted to the booth though, tongue next time maybe?! (You get Aussie sarcasm after living there right?)

**Esme is not only a hottie but a great painter. She is going to paint all the nude men for our gay boy painting business.

**It is best to avoid celebrity lookalikes, particularly when they don't turn out to look anything like Jaoquin Phoenix anyway.

**Little plastic pirate swords can be melted into phallic symbols.

**Sometimes the random "just give me something fruity" actually works out well

Here are the casualties of the night:

My glove got run over


My watch broke


Me


Me after 4 hours sleep, and I was still late for brunch.