ampersandwich

a) we do live in a city! and when did i give you permission to start calling me bitch?? as a general rule, unless you insert 'the' in front of it, i keep the people calling me bitch to a select group who ive given an express go ahead to (this generally sounds something like "Ohhh, call me bitch when you do that...")
b) she is supposed to update her journal sometime soon, if nothing else at least with a link to my journal telling everyone to check it out. she promised.
c) thats a tuff one. On the one hand, my father seems to have a fervant wish to not have any nakedness and debauchery associated with his daughter, but on the other hand he has done rather well over the years blissfully ignoring many signs of such things (including everything from walking in on me in bed with a guy, to actually spending nites at the house with one bed i shared with another). But then, here we have neighbors.
d) no you may not make a hot tub in my kitchen, its had enough flooding for one year.
e) we dont live in that kind of city. no hookers here, bible belt ya know. youll have to stick to charming the ladies. or your hand.