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I've slept with a mother before, so hence I'm in fact a Motherfucker, Ehh??


Happy Motherfucking Mother's day, ya'll!!
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So what can you say to someone who has colitis?

"sorry to hear, guess this means no anal sex for at least a week.."?

Bad joke! It was really nice yesterday here in NYC, and I had plans to play hookie. I even volunteered to go with a buddy out to long island to fuck around.

On my way out of therapy, and on way...
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I can't sleep.

No, now it's 9.45am, so no need for too much sleep. But I've been up since 8.45, and I went to bed at 4.10. erg. I love sleep. I've got bags under my eyes. I hate that shit.

Perhaps I was revved up -- I had one of my most productive weekend days in who knows how long. Here's the activity list:...
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rocknrollbarbie:
Hi Yillie,

Thanks for saying "hey." Hope your trip up north was enjoyable. I know Norwalk well.

Cheers

A
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Ya know, I fucking swear to g-d, if you don't ever have to, don't speak to your ex wife. She's just a bottle of nastiness.

So I know the girl whom she cheated on me with. I didn't know her until after the divorce. She's very cool. She's gay, but I swear she's flirty with me. ALL the time.

Now, most straight men think this...
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mya22:
I'll be sure to tell that to the guy I'm dating... although, his wife isn't technically an ex yet, so I think they still have to talk - which never goes well. Ugh. blackeyed
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"Tiny Dancer"

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad...
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Religion is a pretty funny thing.

For me, it's mostly cultural, but there are a lot of intertwining areas where religion & culutre combine.

For others, I guess it's not that way. I was being a cool boss, and last week offered my peeps the day off on Friday if they wanted to do whatever christians do on Good Friday, or pre for Easter or...
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When does "confident & driven" become "denial & blinded"?

There seems to be a dangerously thin edge between the two

How do you know how to make the proper percentage mixture....

Emotion + Intelligence = Success

But we're assuming a very commercial version of success here, folks....emotional success comes from doing that which you love....and love often involves the denial & blinding..

I think that...
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lorelei:
thank you!
yes.. the thai letters look very elegant. i wasn't sure
how good they were going to look, but my artist's friend who recommended that typeface said to me (pointing to it): "look very beautiful when tattooed".
smile
she was right..
i appreciate the compliment.
ampersandwich:
No, having thumbs doesn't make us smarter, but just more useful, advanced, supposedly, etc..
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Is it possible I'm the only person who thinks Chelsea Clinton used to be hot?




Why is Q-tipping quasi-orgasmic?