so then get high, eat lunch, have dirty sex, and...um...im sorry what came after sex??
whos stopping you??
yea, i did the drywall
but ive somehow managed tomisplace my sander and i need to sand down the spackling so i can paint.
i hate when my tools wander off....
Those of you outside of NYC maynot be able to play this game, but..
Let's play "what can you hear thru your apartment walls that bugs you!"
Item 1: Every few months, my next door neighbor starts to puke in his bathroom (which is an entire wall of my bedroom) for about 1.5 hours non stop, usually between 3 and 6 am. This happens on... Read More
Be happy you don't live next to me - I am the loudest motherfucker you will ever hear. Why do you think I got three gags for christmas? Not to mention all the barking and squealing ...
I just moved out yesterday... but what she did:
by the time I moved I already herd her fucking in her bad several times and also in the bathroom, these were the times when she knew Im awake, so I guess she thought I wouldnt hear them throu the door and water, but that mutherfucking bitch couldnt do it without big "oooh ahhh" noises...
anyway the whole reason wasnt this... but its a long story...
the neighbours: we could hear them swearing throu the kitchen wall...
I think today is gonna suck & yet also be pretty cool/liberating...
I'm walking into a tiger cage, and I dont really wanna play with the tiger..
Short version: I was "invited" to join my family business last week, tho invited doesnt usually levy guilt, disappointment, and frustration with a nice sized dash of desperate controlling influence. My family is wonderful in some ways, and... Read More
So, I've got 3 holiday parties tonite, all @ the exact same time, about 30 blocks away from each other. Who wouldn't love the holidays? And I need to bring food for each party...haven't quite figured out how I'm gonna swing that, but I did convince them all I can bring desserts!
I've put off my manly building project until tomorrow morning, due to the... Read More
i see now what i was trying to say all along. why are all the famous fat men only famous for being funny? John Goodman has gone along to do some more serious roles and what not, but he's really only famous for being funny. and i think in that womans case she really is just big boned. her body doesn't look like a 12-14. or maybe my mind has just been programmed by the fashion industry to imagine anything above a 10 to be described as a fatty. oh yeah, by the way, i'm an insensitive asshole.
went out for a quick bite of amazing latkes & hot pastrami on rye to the all-time best (ok 2nd best) NYC jewish deli, 2nd Avenue Deli with the one & only hotness known as Morgana -- ya'll can say hi send her some love.
This weekend I get to play around with my new ipod & I get to build shelves & manly things... Read More
partly cuz I don't feel like dealing with another day of work.
partly to get rid of this stupid ass flu for good.
tonite I go to see le tigre & the pixies - I'm going with the sexy PR medical biller girl who wants a new job & wants to have hot monkey sex.... Read More
It does affect us, but until I get down there, I will not really get the information what what they have really learned this year. *shrug* We are having all kinds of problems with a burg right now...going to make the resupply ship offload a fucking nightmare for us.
Neel has size 18 shoes. Yeah, I had to leave a gift for the maid. Pay back for all the spiders she relocated everytime she cleaned. They would all go bonkers, and scurry towards me. Like kitty radar really.
hello... ok did i do this right this time. i updated my journal. last night was fucking amazing. the pixies show. i ended up getting scalper tix for $60. but after i got ripped off from ebay and then i was supposed to be taken to the pixies by someone, and well he fell through no surprise...check out my journal for the update. k??
whos stopping you??
yea, i did the drywall
but ive somehow managed tomisplace my sander and i need to sand down the spackling so i can paint.
i hate when my tools wander off....