Monday Feb 07, 2005

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Holy February, am I fucking SICK!

I've got the nasty-ass flu, and I'm misssssserable.

I try to sleep but I have fever dreams & huge sweats.

I try to stay awake but my stuffy head makes listening to music, reading books/net, and watching movies all disorienting & dizzying.

I try to eat & drink, but everything tastes weird (could be the Zinc Coldeez).

I try to cough up some shit, but I cough so hard it makes me lightheaded & actually I passed out once (me thinks lack of Oxygen).

Did I mention I hate being sick? Yeah, I get a little whiney...

Cant I just get me a cute chick in a tiny dress or something tight to come on over & make a hot bath for me, then rub in some Vicks vaporub, make me some soup, sit on my lap, let me spank her a bit, she can get me off, then I can just cough a little and go to sleep???


OK, I'm open to all ideas to make this crap go away ASAP!!




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elektra_descends:
I am sorry I do not have any pictures of my crack.
There are some close to that though. Will that work for you?

I hope you are feeling better. kiss
schoolgirl:
aww, those bastard bronchitis germs. we are in the same club. I got it too. lotsa vicks and a steady regimen of dayquil and nyquil. and then without fail, when i go to the doctor, i am miraculously better the next day. hang in there. let me get you some cough drops and a pillow and a silly movie. now go lay down and wait for your tea. get better so you can go to sgnj the 26th. much kiss

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