ampersandwich

Dear g-d,


I know that I rarely pray, and at times am sort of skeptical about the reasoning behind religion. However, I'm asking, praying, pleading with you today, to hear my prayer and that of all the others you currently are hearing:

Please let John Kerry be elected today.

For the good of the entire world of humanity, as well as the beautiful & bountiful Plant Earth you've provided for us all to live on.

Thanks & I promise to stop eating pork for like an entire week,

M@! (aka Y~!)