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This morning there was a grudge match in my shower -- Hair vs. The Comb.

In this case, a grudge match actually means "detanglement" (perhaps PresidentNumber2 or someone else with long wavy mediteranean type hair can relate)...the shit is evil & balding men around the nation would look in horror if they saw how much hair I rip out each time I shower...

Actually, the commissioner (me) has just sanctioned the upgrade to an "Unbreakable" comb, because Hair was always winning. It had been totally undefeated. Hair i

After ripping the teeth out of 3 combs, I felt there needed to be some balance in this daily war, so I stepped it up a notch.

We have a new champion! The Comb!!!!

Hair is anxiously twisting & 'dreading' itself in anticipation of tomorrow morning's rematch!



In other news, I hate rain. I like rain when it involves 2 naked people in bed, a few delivery menus & some Portishead, but that's not the point.

I wanted to start painting my bedroom this week, and the humidity is puttin the kybosh on that - no way the shit will dry right.



I know basically nothing about home design/decoration. Im a patchwork of similar styles & colors, and Im ok with it, but Ive heard from friends "My OCD would make me kill myself if I lived here". Perhaps you can see a bit of it in that pic to the left of this text, but my house has sorta a asian/indian/french country/woodsy feel to it. Im gonna make the beroom totally Moroccan. I have some of it figured out, but most of it not. I figure if I can get a good color paint, I can start there & see if there's any cheap tile/import joints in the bowels of downtown where I can score some nice things to add to it.

Is ANY one out there at all talented in this department????