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Wednesday Aug 25, 2004

Aug 25, 2004
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Man I suck @ journalling recently, huh?

Ive been busy - Im packing now & going thru a guidebook for Iceland. Just got back from getting travellers cheques & waterproofing spray for my boots/shoes.

Yesterday I spent almost the whole day with my 2 yr old neice, who is a-fucking-dorable. I'll try to learn how to upload her pic here, then ya'll would see...

Monday night @ got a call @ 8.14pm to see if I could make drinks @ 9 -- this divorced woman I met wanted to sample some Belgian beers on Greenwich Ave. I was all for it, got drunk, got some play, and now I have an occasional booty call girl! Whoo hoo!

Not bad for a short week!

Oh, and I just checked back -- I dont think I made it into the SGNY - that's too bad, hoped to make it to some more events/hangouts in the future, perhaps I'll have to just try a bit harder when I get back after Labor Day...

Let me know what's up with ya'll!

Y~
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
petbot:
Yay, booty call girl! Excellent! Looks like we are both generating some excellent sex karma. Whatever happened with the kosher fetish model?
Aug 25, 2004
ampersandwich:
I cant figure out how to edit my posting....this is a new song (to me) that I just cant get outta my friggin head. I love FZ, man..


"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"
Frank Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas....
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt . . . when . . . I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Aug 25, 2004

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