1- down 15 pounds in 6 weeks
2- working mad hard on making $$
3- working just as mad hard on therapy issues
4- cant take a good self pic to save my life
5- Discover Magazine has an ammmazing article about turning industrial waste into high grade oil for use in cars, homes, etc...
6- I bought a book on the Cod fish, and how it's changed the entire world. I cannot WAIT to read it.
7- I now have the most amazing bed on earth, but Im still not sleeping well
8- I realize that I really really would like a relationship. Now what store do they sell those in??
Possible headlines:
"Really, Im awesome at this game. Now just put your hands out, under mine...."
"We were in Tiauana, you know, for a border inspection, and we're fucking wasted on mushrooms and cheap beer, and these two identical twin sisters come up to us, and you know, we're so fucked up, and they're just "this" high, so we opened up the back of that bulletproof Escalade...."
"I shit you not. I just saw this amazing marble credenza table, it was like a very fine buffed finish on top....."
"I dont think you understand. I just fucking saw the president WALK ON TOP OF WATER. No, I dont do mushrooms."
"First you take the chicken and you coat it with crushed potato chips, while preheating the over at 450. You're gonna love this dish, I swear!"
Go ahead, you try it too!
2- working mad hard on making $$
3- working just as mad hard on therapy issues
4- cant take a good self pic to save my life
5- Discover Magazine has an ammmazing article about turning industrial waste into high grade oil for use in cars, homes, etc...
6- I bought a book on the Cod fish, and how it's changed the entire world. I cannot WAIT to read it.
7- I now have the most amazing bed on earth, but Im still not sleeping well
8- I realize that I really really would like a relationship. Now what store do they sell those in??
Possible headlines:
"Really, Im awesome at this game. Now just put your hands out, under mine...."
"We were in Tiauana, you know, for a border inspection, and we're fucking wasted on mushrooms and cheap beer, and these two identical twin sisters come up to us, and you know, we're so fucked up, and they're just "this" high, so we opened up the back of that bulletproof Escalade...."
"I shit you not. I just saw this amazing marble credenza table, it was like a very fine buffed finish on top....."
"I dont think you understand. I just fucking saw the president WALK ON TOP OF WATER. No, I dont do mushrooms."
"First you take the chicken and you coat it with crushed potato chips, while preheating the over at 450. You're gonna love this dish, I swear!"
Go ahead, you try it too!
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darkrabbit:
I had no idea you thought so highly of me 
Like I told LaceyK, just because I leave here, doesn't mean you'll never see me again 
Like I told LaceyK, just because I leave here, doesn't mean you'll never see me again 
mallenfoto:
Whaz up Yel-man, are you comeing to DC or what? 