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Youd think I fell off the face of the earth!

Or that I'd forgotten my password here

Either way, I have not....here's the fast synopsis since (gulp) may:

1) I hate WV girl, and will never ever ever speak to her again. Feels better just saying it!

2) I run my own business & may need to close shop in 3 weeks. I've been pretty...
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OK, so I saw evil West Virginia girl last week, and still debating if it was a good idea. There are some pics of her/us recently updated, and Ill give a more detailed story of the JFK meeting last week when I have some time!

I just had the weirdest dream, and wanted to explain it before I forgot all about it. I don't know what it's supposed to mean:




First of all, the whole dream focused on flashback/flash forward --- It was supposed to take place in the first year of University, but I already knew that I had been thru the 4 yrs, already, and that I was...
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Monday ponderings....

-how am I gonna get like $20k worth of sales in the next 3 weeks?

-when I talk to West Virginia Girl later this morning, should I make it mandatory that she sleep with me if I visit her @ the airport on Weds?

-why the fuck am I sick/allergies that make me cough so damned hard & how can I stop the...
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I've slept with a mother before, so hence I'm in fact a Motherfucker, Ehh??


Happy Motherfucking Mother's day, ya'll!!

So what can you say to someone who has colitis?

"sorry to hear, guess this means no anal sex for at least a week.."?

Bad joke! It was really nice yesterday here in NYC, and I had plans to play hookie. I even volunteered to go with a buddy out to long island to fuck around.

On my way out of therapy, and on way...
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I can't sleep.

No, now it's 9.45am, so no need for too much sleep. But I've been up since 8.45, and I went to bed at 4.10. erg. I love sleep. I've got bags under my eyes. I hate that shit.

Perhaps I was revved up -- I had one of my most productive weekend days in who knows how long. Here's the activity list:...
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Ya know, I fucking swear to g-d, if you don't ever have to, don't speak to your ex wife. She's just a bottle of nastiness.

So I know the girl whom she cheated on me with. I didn't know her until after the divorce. She's very cool. She's gay, but I swear she's flirty with me. ALL the time.

Now, most straight men think this...
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"Tiny Dancer"

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad...
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Religion is a pretty funny thing.

For me, it's mostly cultural, but there are a lot of intertwining areas where religion & culutre combine.

For others, I guess it's not that way. I was being a cool boss, and last week offered my peeps the day off on Friday if they wanted to do whatever christians do on Good Friday, or pre for Easter or...
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When does "confident & driven" become "denial & blinded"?

There seems to be a dangerously thin edge between the two

How do you know how to make the proper percentage mixture....

Emotion + Intelligence = Success

But we're assuming a very commercial version of success here, folks....emotional success comes from doing that which you love....and love often involves the denial & blinding..

I think that...
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Is it possible I'm the only person who thinks Chelsea Clinton used to be hot?




Why is Q-tipping quasi-orgasmic?