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see? adorable.
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helly:
Your comment then just cracked me up Iimagined your video with a disclaimer at the start saying "Ampersand is a dentist, so we can't show you his face" blush Yes I am insane!!!! kiss
bairdduvessa:
squee rules!
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To: tobiasampersand@xxx.com
From: xxxxxxx@doylezedersky.com
RE: Your affections towards Ms. Sarah Silverman

Dear Mr Ampersand,

We are writing in regard to the numerous letters you have been sending our client, Ms Sarah Silverman. While Ms. Silverman appreciates your love of her work and the time you've taken to contact her, she's requested that you cease all correspondence at this time.

Furthermore, any attempts to contact our...
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speedway74:
roflmao
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dear sarah silverman,

why won't you return my calls? i just wanna talk some.

call me, ok?

forever your devotee

mark


p.s. why did you send back the kittens? i thought you and doug would love them!
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speedway74:
yeah mark its been a year since we got totally shitfaced, would love to come for another visit but its a money thing as you well know.

you should get your ass on a plane for the ball this year wink
cleverthings:
tongue Ha ha!!! *laughs loudly and then realises that this is still not getting her to work*

Stop being funny and distracting!! *stern look*

Oh, and you know that the Ball is on the day after my birthday, so if you come up for the Friday night there can be birthday celebrations too? Because it is and there can be. smile

kiss
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A letter to Sarah Silverman

Dear Angel,

Why Sarah? Why? Why him? I mean, I can understand why people at a certain level of celebrity are attracted to others of celebrity, but him? He's beneath you! He's the host of a third rate tonight show that nobody watches. I mean, I watched it once, but that only was because my favourite band The Twilight Singers...
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mck:
She sure is pretty.
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An open letter to Sarah Silverman:

Dear Sarah,

Now, I know it's unlikely you read my blog. Or even that you visit a web-site featuring hot, naked goth and punk chicks. But I thought, y'know, just in case you ever happened to stumble across this, or if perhaps if it ends up as a search result when you're googling yourself one day, I should put...
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kye:
You make me smile so.
Happy Tuesday. May your proposal be the start of big things!
asbestosman:
I lol'd
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You are not really John.You are pretending.

And that, is acting ...

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kye:
That is the most random you tube I have seen in a while!
smile

How are you kiddo?
anton:
Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian... Gandalf! You shall not pass!... Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
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So, been back a week already and still no meaningful update. I know, I suck. I'm sorry.

The short story is that last weekend was amazing. This weekend, not quite as amazing. But I mean, last weekend I saw The Twilight Singers live twice, published my first review on fasterlouder.com.au, met Greg Dulli again, went dancing with babyfirefly to tunes spun by Spookshow_baby and...
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kye:
Awesome pics. Sounds like a fantastic weekend! No wonder this weekend was dull by comparison!

smile
missellie:
He does look really cold. Scary. I'm pleased you managed to keep your eyes.
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velvetfaerie:
i saw it!!!!!!!!!!! I saw the comet last night.... it was soooooo coooool.....

humans scare me
_elichrusos:
You're never online when I am. It makes me sadness.
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A conversation that occured not thirty minutes ago:

"Um ... Hi," I say, nervously
"Hi!" he says back, enthusiastically. I'm not sure if it's actual excitement, or if he's just not sure how to react.
I try my hardest to speak. It's a little easier than last time, however I don't really have a plan, since the spiel is kinda redundant now.
"So, ah welcome...
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cleverthings:
Friends' thread... FRIENDS' THREAD!!!! NOW.

*stern yet really really excited look*

NOW!!!
kye:
Finniest caption for a Toby picture!

Isn't he just adorable!
Thanks, you made me smile and giggle. smile
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"That shit'll twist your little mind if you let it ..."
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bairdduvessa:
sorry man my mind was lost a long time ago so no blowing of it has happened

(that sounds dirty)
_elichrusos:
Safe journey.