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An open letter to Sarah Silverman:

Dear Sarah,

Now, I know it's unlikely you read my blog. Or even that you visit a web-site featuring hot, naked goth and punk chicks. But I thought, y'know, just in case you ever happened to stumble across this, or if perhaps if it ends up as a search result when you're googling yourself one day, I should put...
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kye:
You make me smile so.
Happy Tuesday. May your proposal be the start of big things!
asbestosman:
I lol'd
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You are not really John.You are pretending.

And that, is acting ...

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kye:
That is the most random you tube I have seen in a while!
smile

How are you kiddo?
anton:
Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian... Gandalf! You shall not pass!... Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
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So, been back a week already and still no meaningful update. I know, I suck. I'm sorry.

The short story is that last weekend was amazing. This weekend, not quite as amazing. But I mean, last weekend I saw The Twilight Singers live twice, published my first review on fasterlouder.com.au, met Greg Dulli again, went dancing with babyfirefly to tunes spun by Spookshow_baby and...
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kye:
Awesome pics. Sounds like a fantastic weekend! No wonder this weekend was dull by comparison!

smile
missellie:
He does look really cold. Scary. I'm pleased you managed to keep your eyes.
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velvetfaerie:
i saw it!!!!!!!!!!! I saw the comet last night.... it was soooooo coooool.....

humans scare me
_elichrusos:
You're never online when I am. It makes me sadness.
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A conversation that occured not thirty minutes ago:

"Um ... Hi," I say, nervously
"Hi!" he says back, enthusiastically. I'm not sure if it's actual excitement, or if he's just not sure how to react.
I try my hardest to speak. It's a little easier than last time, however I don't really have a plan, since the spiel is kinda redundant now.
"So, ah welcome...
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cleverthings:
Friends' thread... FRIENDS' THREAD!!!! NOW.

*stern yet really really excited look*

NOW!!!
kye:
Finniest caption for a Toby picture!

Isn't he just adorable!
Thanks, you made me smile and giggle. smile
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"That shit'll twist your little mind if you let it ..."
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bairdduvessa:
sorry man my mind was lost a long time ago so no blowing of it has happened

(that sounds dirty)
_elichrusos:
Safe journey.
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xela:
hehehe awww ur's looks so cute
huck:
hey man, indeed Pan's Labyrinth and Renaissance are both amazing, but in different ways. PL in particular... man, i am wary of superlatives, but it is pretty much flawless. the balance of fantasy and magic versus reality and gore is unique. it is beautiful but also very gruesome - like the classic fairy tales before they were de-Pagainsed, i suppose. Renaissance on the other hand is very nice but not as well-rounded, and the plot is a bit of a headache. see them both!

glad you liked the poem, 'Secret'. it is an old one that i just felt like posting for no reason, but judging by the feedback it is still potent. thanks. smile

operation twilight? confused
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Dear loud fucker upstairs,

Consideration for others is an admirable trait. Unfortunately, it seems to be something you know nothing about.

Playing louder doesn't make you any better. Perhaps master tuning, and maybe playing the right notes, and then maybe I wouldn't mind so much about the volume.

I hate you. I hope you die.

Regards,

Mark.
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anton:
Break into his house and replace his instruments with an autoharp. You can't play an autoharp badly even if you try.
kye:
This made me laugh so hard and remember something myfriend once wrote...

"Open Letter

Dear Thieving Cunt,

It has come to my attention that some time between 11pm last night and 7am this morning, you took it upon yourself to borrow my lawnmower from the back of my utility vehicle. As you have not left your contact details, I assume that you do not intend to return it.

A few things may assist you in any further endeavours:

- It's a bit difficult on cold starts - you need to push the priming bubble a good 4 or 5 times, rather than the advertised 2.
- The throttle is best left at about half. After that, the governor does something funny and it revs up and down.
- Next time you steal a mower, you'd be better off taking the catcher too, you fucking retard.

Sleep with one eye open, motherfucker.

NH"

Thought you might enjoy it. Your letter is pure gold. I love it.
Perhaps slip a flyer for a music tutor in his mailbox?
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Dear writers of Lost,

I hate you all so much right now.

Enjoy your holiday, fuckers.

Regards,

Mark.
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chris_sick:
This is why I don't watch television, man.
verushka:
Im not up to date on my television.

blackeyed
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... previously in the journal of [&] ...

This is what we call the pay-off. The optional introduction

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
For all of you so patiently waiting an explanation of the cryptic over the past couple of months, here it comes. And truth be told, the use of cryptic wasn't to be cryptic for cryptic's sake. Everything has a reason. A motive. Mine...
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_elichrusos:
You make me all laughing and happy. Which, recently, is a singularly stunning development.



Canberra, so far, is angry. This is a mathematically invalid description, as I appear to have taken all my information from the set containing things that are me (as if that were anything new).

I came here to get away from people and get some space. Instead, I have twenty six phone messages from my father over seven days. Clearly, he fears that my mother will kill me and leave me to die in an alleyway.

And my mother... GAH!

I had been under the misapprehension that there was no creature in the world as needy and whiny as my Luca. If only I'd known how wrong I was.

She says everything that comes into her mind. Immediately. She talks about me as though I were some prized fucking shetland, when I'm in the room no less. She wants to spend every fucking second of her day talking to me, whereas I want to spend every second of my day talking to absolutely fucking nobody. She's one of those people who knock on a door and then open it. She thinks she's entitled to make comment about everything, and that every aspect of my life should be determined by a comittee decision of her and I. *

I might kill her. No jury would convict me.

Also, Canberran folk are oppressively nice. This is irritating, on account of I don't enjoy having vapid strangers ask me invasive questions about my day to day life.

Also, Canberran water is made of chlorine, rather than water. My skin is so very frelled.

Apart from those minor grudges, I'm ok. I think it's too early to determine in these unpleasantnesses constitute a problem or not.

* Yes, yes, I've been known to do the comittee descision thing. Most recently, I think, with you and/or Ellie.
cleverthings:
Oh fuck yeah. I've finally been able to read it.

Wow. That made me cry. All truly lovely things make me cry.

Wow. I'm so very happy for you!! smile What a perfect moment... well, really, what a perfect couple of days!! biggrin
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Alive in a London Hostel. Here two nights before off to somewhere else. About to head out and see the sights, as they are.

1:40 left of an internet connection. Mr Wendal is on the radio.

Stories of the country side to come later.

[&]
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kebabski:
you're travelling? i love english pants. im a size twelve
what is toby doing?
oh i totally read that wrong, thought that someone asked for plenty of robots on your return, it said photos tho. still cool.
um wow england are they heatwaving for real? or is that the old fashioned regular whinging pom routine?
enjoy and see every single place on monopoly. even if its covered in bird poo (trafalgar square)
rockyboulders:
wow. rock on dude. i'm in vietnam just came over from cambodia. give those poms hell for me!
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I've been thinking tonight about the difference between passion and obsession, and where one slips over the line and becomes the other. The engine driving this train of thought is a whole other topic, but before we get to that I want to share with you what I came up with.

Let us discuss - by way of example - Jim the sports fan. He...
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weirdunclebob:
Go Jim! Both Jims!

Thanks for the birfdy blessing.

Maybe catch up for drinks soon?

ooo aaa
cleverthings:
Very good fucking dissertation. smile

I think that I am passionate... but then sometimes I discover that I'm actually obsessed. Like now, when my boy is wanting me to go to bed and I am instead still checking my friends' journals.

No, not obsession at all. blackeyed