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I told you about the Spike movie again because, like the Gattaca jokes, I couldn't remember any specifics about it other than it exists and I have no way of proving any allegations. so yeah. I DID remember that I told you about the Spike movie. It's just that this damn medium can make things confusing, consarnit! or I'm just too vague & confusing when I talk about stuff . . .
I love Home Movies, but I dunno if I like it enough to get their dvd! I'm so torn. Did you ever watch Dr. Katz? John Benjamin (McGurk) played Dr. Katz's son, Ben. And the animation was almost exactly the same, except it was all squiggly like in the early Home Movies episodes.
Okay, when I got to class for that Greek Comedy the teacher told us that the translation is even LESS raunchy than the original Greek! and he even gave us a 1964 translation to look at to see that the translation really hasn't changed at all over the past years.
That play is fuckin RIPE with sexual puns and innuendos. It's so hilarious; you should read it sometime. All of the men in the play wear giant fake phalluses/phalli to show their sexual depravity. dear lord. I can't stress how dirty this play is. I gotta give you a couple more quotes from this thing.
A magistrate is complaing about women: "Aren't WE the ones who go to the shops and say stuff like, 'goldsmith, about that necklace you made me: my wife was ahving a ball the other night, and now the prong's slipped out of the hole. Me, I've got to cruise over to Salamis. So if you've got time, by all means visit her in the evening and fit a prong in her hole.' Another husbgand says this to a teenage shoemaker with a very grown-up cock, "Shoemaker, my wife's pinky-toe hurts. It seems the top-stap is cramping the bottom, where she's tender. So why don't you drop in on her some lunchtime and loosen it up so there's more play down there?'"
Last one. A guy's talking about how much he wants to screw his wife, basically:
"O Zeus, Zeus, raise up a great tornado,
with lightning bolts and all,
to sweep her up like a heap of grain
and twil her into the sky,
and then let go and let her fall
back down to earth again,
and let her point of impact be
this dick of mine right here!"
dirty dirty dirty! but good shite, yo.
So you a big fan of the porn?
Motion City Soundtrack. Motion City Soundtrack. I may have heard something of them, but nothing instantly comes to mind.
And yes, I feel very special indeedy.
Ben Folds rocked my ass last night. I wasn't at an angle so I'd be able to see his mad fingers burning up & down the piano, though. but I highly enjoyed the show. Some tall ass guy jimmied his way RIGHT in front of me and forced me to move to a better location. Dude, if you're friggin 6ft tall or taller you SHOULD NOT be on the fuckin floor. grarr!!
I leave you with a link to a kickass Ben Folds cover of Dr. Dre that I heard last night. rock on, cockball!
Bitches Ain't fo Shit, yo
P.S. I wrote this comment instead of reading 3 books from Paradise Lost. and my class for that starts in about an hour and a half. hehe.
The naked clowns would still wear make-up, or they'd just be a pit of naked guys!!
I want to trip a waiter now
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