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Monday Feb 14, 2005

Feb 14, 2005
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I'm going to steal this from my myspace page because these are people that I don't want in my life.... at all.

oh
whatever
people.


Who I'd like to Meet:
If i knew, i'd have already met them. So instead I have compiled a list if people that I do not want to meet. The list is as follows:

* myspace whores - Don't add me because I'm a number, add me because you're interested in getting to know me or you already do know me.

*people that think they are better than everyone else, because in all reality you're probably not

* people that will be offended by my horrible jokes made in poor taste and attempts at sarcasm

* stalkers in general. just plain creepy.

* people that are super controlling towards me and people I care about. If you want to be controlled, we can negotiate that. I'm into that.

* shit talkers, back stabbers, know it alls, users, liars, negative people in general. just no good.

* people that will get offended by my frequent use of the F word and other inappropriate or obscene words.

* people who have sex with animals. i just don't get you guys. What is wrong with you?? seriously, you're sick.

* people who are elitest. unless i'm included in your group, then it's cool.

* girls that are going to try or are trying to fuck my boyfriend. die. die. die. unless you're trying to screw me and are using him to get to me and have little interest in him. then we can negotiate the threesome.

* guys that are still trying to screw me even though I have a boyfriend. he's not down with the threesomes with dudes so that option is out. sorry. get a vagina and breasts and we'll talk.

* anybody that doesn't like porn, even a little. if you deny the fact that you like it then you're lying, which brings us back to a previous category.

* people that try to bring you down. fuck the man! if i'm going down, i'm doing it to myself.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
anaphalaxis:
I fail on the third to last wink kiss
Feb 15, 2005
su:
a well endowed friend of mine was complaining about how big her breasts were one day. I had said that if I had breasts I could probably be more productive during the day. so she offered half of what she had, to me.
well I took that to mean one breast, as opposed to what she meant which was half of each. so every so often I tease her that one of her breasts belongs to me, and she's just kind of accepted it at that point.
though I still don't know what I would do with only one breast, but it's more than what I have now wink

and yes that is bologna, not to scale though--otherwise we're tlaking like 50 lb slices of it...

kiss
Feb 15, 2005

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