Saturday Oct 08, 2005

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kris10:
no one does the charleston quite like you.
hunter:
it's like early moshing! speaking of which, thanks for coming to my show...it was really cool to have a room full of supportive, dancy friends!

Saturday Oct 01, 2005

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jenisfamous:
Holy fucking shit, Sid. "Fuck you, USDA. Why the hell did you put exercise on a food pyramid?"

You are a comedian, truly.

That was fantastic.

Jen
jenisfamous:
Maybe you could print out the food guide pyramids for show and tell!

Monday Sep 26, 2005

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Today's Etiquette Lesson:

If you're in an awkward social situation, don't stick around to try to find a way to ameliorate it, particularly if you are an awkward person to begin with. It will only get more embarrassing.

For instance, if you're chatting up a stranger at a bar and things seem to be going well - she's easy to talk to and laughs at...
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hollygolightly:
i have a sixth sense when it comes to obscure dating scenarios... wink
kris10:
if you move out of state, could i possibly be in one of your boxes?

Sunday Sep 25, 2005

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I recently bought Nina Gordon's album "Tonight and the Rest of My Life." There's not much to say about it, really. It's not bad, but it's not great. I think the most remarkable thing about it is that it starts with a truly profoundly stupid lyric -

"He takes me everywhere he goes,
And he goes everywhere.
He likes to try on all my clothes,...
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hollygolightly:
haha, 13 chanels in n.z! we only have 3!

i don't know what he's getting at, but i am willing to overlook that because i love him so.

how was your weekend?
toothpick:
w00t!

Thursday Sep 15, 2005

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This weekend, Steffan took Kat and I to Hooters. It was my first time, so I wasn't sure what to expect, although I assumed from the name that breasts would be involved. The decor in that place is very interesting - a nice beer and football motif. "We are like the antithesis of what this restaurant stands for," Steffan postulated, "except for ass. I like...
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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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"...iggy played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly,
The spiders from Mars, [s]he played it left hand
But made it too far,
Became the special [wo]man, then we were ...iggy's band.
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Making love with h[er] ego, ...iggy sucked up into h[er] mind
Like a leper messiah.
When the kids had killed the [wo]man I had to break up the band.

...iggy played guitar."...
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nefaria:
sooo, you mean you don't do flying windmills or pick through spiderwebs? what kind of goth are you? whatever
luckyp:
True Goths chew on safety pins while they dance. So it is said.
kiss
--l*P

Thursday Aug 25, 2005

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I reached a point in my life when the thought of a blind date seemed appealing. When I spend enough consecutive nights alone, I think that I would rather be with anyone. Then, after a only a few minutes on a blind date, I realize that my understanding of "anyone" wasn't narrow enough.

I feel really guilty about how superficial I have become. What...
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jenisfamous:
Oh, Sid! That is hilarious. But lonely and sad.
nefaria:
be specific with what you ask for...someone's always listening...apparently that someone is peter gallagher's image consultant... ooo aaa

Monday Aug 22, 2005

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At a concert, someone asked me, "Do you like Mindless Self Indulgence?" I said, "I love it! The band isn't bad, either." This joke is traditionally done with Bare Naked Ladies. It doesn't work quite as well with NOFX or Crosby, Stills, and Nash.

... I'm going to write something really soon, I promise ...
stella_marie:
do you like nashville pussy?
stella_marie:
in my quest for gross band names, i came across this cd. there are too many song titles and band names to fit into one joke.

edited to add my favorite one is Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 10:12AM]

Thursday Aug 04, 2005

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The Difference Between The Beatles and The Rolling Stones

The Beatles:

"Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
All your life,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise."


The Rolling Stones:

"Brown Sugar!
How come you taste so good?
Brown sugar!
Just like a young girl should!"


Neil Young:

"Southern Man better
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judypatricia:
Hi!
jenisfamous:
Thanks for coming to the show! That was way too much fry sauce!!!

Monday Aug 01, 2005

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This weekend was my first in two weeks, so I couldn't let myself stay in any night. Technically, I'm not sure a weekend can be considered "over" until you have finished the sleep that you missed, so I'm really writing this not as a summary of the weekend, but just telling you how it's going so far.

On Friday, Nefaria was having a going away...
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stella_marie:
ok, i just read the whole thing. you really need to put more details into your journals. wink
jenisfamous:
Mmmn, hamburger and orange juice! I just had an ear of corn for breakfast.

I'm so glad you're coming on Saturday!!!! Come to the preparty and I'll hook you up with a t-shirt.
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