amorpheus

Good news for fans of my blogs or of large round numbers! My LiveJournal has reached its 500th entry/5th year anniversary. Stop by to celebrate or to mourn for all the jokes that died there these past five years.

Speaking of changing the subject, I can't be the only one who noticed this, but from Lana Lang to Lois Lane to Linda Lee, all of the women in Superman's life have the same initials. I haven't read enough silver age comics to know if they explained this, but I think I've figured out why. Back in Smallville, Clark used his heat vision to etch "C.K. + L.L. 4-Ever" into a tree trunk. Now, for as long as the tree stands, he can never love anyone whose initials aren't "L.L." or else he would be a liar and no better than the villains who he fights. This explains why he never dated Wonder Woman, and also explains the period when he kept trying to get her to change her name to "Legendary Lassie." You can draw your own conclusions about Lex Luthor, but I think you'll come to the same decision as my erotic fan fictions - regardless of whether Lex was the top or the bottom, his pelvis got completely destroyed, and it was totally worth it.