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Monday Mar 28, 2005

Mar 28, 2005
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What I learned today:

1. When your employer looks over your work in disgust and demands, "What on Earth are we paying you for, anyway?" the response he is looking for is not, "... because you love me?"

2. My boss doesn't love me.

3. Puppies are cute, but drawings of puppies are not a suitable substitute for a set of floor plans.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tracyramone:
hey syd!! kiss
Apr 3, 2005
darkrabbit:
Was cool meeting you. I gotta try showing a customer drawings of puppies for their new kitchen floor plans tongue
Too bad April Fools day is over... Screw it, I'll do it anyway just for the reaction biggrin
Apr 3, 2005

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