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amorpheus

Scummit, NJ

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Monday Feb 20, 2006

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This Friday, February 24th, I will be appearing at the 45th Street Theater as part of the Laughing Liberally comedy show, which showcases progressive comedy in an atmosphere of smug self-satisfaction. Please come by and see my act.

Also, this week, I discovered that there are people who you can pay to do your laundry for you. They'll fold it and everything. My life will never be the same.

For those of you who are just skimming this entry, I will be appearing in a comedy show at the 45th Street Theater at 354 West 45th Street, 2nd floor (Between 8th and 9th Ave.) on Friday, February 24th. You should come and see it.

In other news, whoever came up with the word "tween" to describe people aged 10-12, fuck you. You're probably the same guy who came up with the term "Generation Y" aren't you? Oh, ha ha. You're so fucking clever. I hope that it was someone who I already hate, like Ralph Waldo Emerson. That would be really convenient.

For those of you who don't retain anything you have only read once or twice, on Friday, February 24th at 11:00 PM, I will join other commie-dians to advance our sinister radical left-wing agenda as part of the Laughing Liberally comedy series. You are invited to laugh at us.

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