"I shall file that idiotic question in my memorabilia to be referred to on some future date when I write my memoirs. You, my friend, will fill one entire chapter entitled 'The Most Forgettable Person I Ever Met.'"
- Bartlett Finchley, from "A Thing About Machines" by Rod Serling
Watching the "Twilight Zone" Marathon as I do every New Year's, I heard what has got to be one of my favourite comebacks ever.