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amorpheus

Scummit, NJ

Member Since 2005

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Sunday Dec 11, 2005

Dec 11, 2005
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Attention, fans of my serialized monologue Sydney T. Bernstein's One-Man Show and One-Man Tell and people who want to become fans and people who have never heard of it but think I'm funny sometimes - this Wednesday, at The Jenny Vaudeville Show (10 PM at Pete's Candy Store (709 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg)), I will be doing The Sydney T. Bernstein's One-Man Show and One-Man Tell Christmas Special. Come on down if you can.

Also, a fifth part has been added to Wholly Babble. Go. Read it. Link to it. Quote from it. Make casual references to it in conversation. Say to your publisher friends, "This Syd guy is some writer! He is witty and insightful. If this 'Wholly Babble' were a book, I would buy a copy. Hell, I would buy two copies - and so would everyone I know!"

As for those of you who just want more blogging:

I think crickets are really creepy. Most people, when shrunk to the size of an ant, would be horrified of spiders, but I think that I would be extra brave around spiders, because I could just remind myself, "At least it's not a cricket. Those things are full-on icky."
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
calamity:
this pink DID take my aa's! frown oh well, a small price to pay.... wink
♥jess.
Dec 15, 2005
amperes:
teehee! sucka!!! ::points and laughs::

im jokin ::hug::
Dec 15, 2005

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