amorevietato

I recieved this from one of my girlfriends. It's all in good fun so please don't be offended. I thought it was hilarious.

> **10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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> 1. Elvis is dead.
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> 2. Jesus was not white.
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> 3. Rap music is here to stay.
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> 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
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> 5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
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> 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
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> 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
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> 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
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> 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
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> 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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> **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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> 1. Hickey's are not attractive.
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> 2. Chicken is food, not a roomate.
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> 3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
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> 4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
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> 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
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> 6. "Jump out! and run" is not in any insurance policies.
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> 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
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> 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
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> 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
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> 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
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> **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
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> 1. O.J. did it.
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> 2. Tupac is dead.
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> 3. Teeth should not be decorated.
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> 4. Weddings should start on time.
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> 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
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> 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
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> 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
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> 8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
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> 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
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> 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
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anything to add?