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Hello my solitary reader.

I hope you are well. Pour yourself and join me by the fire.
Yesterday I was on the bus going to the dentist. As we were going through the village next to my town i saw a girl out of the window and i though 'she's quite pretty'.
Then we passed her and pulled into a stop. I turned round and...
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I ALWAYS KNEW I'D DIE CAKED IN SOMETHING!


is it really that difficult to find someone to love?

Hello Candy flavoured people.

Our film production company has just finished a financial plan for our new movie and we can make it really cheaply!

(it's not a porno!)

Also we got some famous people confirmed, sweeeet.

Don't suppose you know anyone who would like to invest and make lots of money
or just have the damn cool experience of seeing your name on the...
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!




i got a wordsearch book.

By Crikey....!

I haven't been on here in ages.

sorry.

I've been very busy and I'm
trying to get things sorted
so I can go to Uni this year.

Spending 3 years producing music
is gonna be amazing.

Right now I'm trying to save loads
of money, but short of prostitution
I don't think I'll make a huge amount.






Finished reading 'The House of Leaves'....
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i'm luke, i'm 5 and my dad's bruce lee.

nizlopi

wellity well.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh
i've moved!!!YYAAYY

i'm staying with my friend jon in his big old parents house. they are very nice and i'm sooo happy.
although this keyboard is so difficult to type of as most of the keys stick like mad and i keep having to go back and .....
well it's not the end of the world.

lizzi came round and we had...
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