eeeeee! I have an interview in a few hours...
ok- I don't know why I even care actually---I didn't even fill out an application, I guess they got my resume from a career fair...and I don't even need a job right now...since I already have a really fun job making delicious coffee beverages for people driving their really sweet cars....you know how CORPORATE AMERICA LOVES STARBUCKS! yummmers!
But anywho-- my interview is with Urban Outfitters--which would be sweet for the discount, but I have NO TIME--and NO MONEY! I hate retail...hate hate hate hate hate it! People suck--they are always trying to find ways to get a discount, or bitch to you about the company...when all you want to do is get your shit done so you can go home and smoke a bowl and try and forget about that business management exam you have next week, and how your dog keeps chewing up your really sweet vintage couch.
Fuck
ok- I don't know why I even care actually---I didn't even fill out an application, I guess they got my resume from a career fair...and I don't even need a job right now...since I already have a really fun job making delicious coffee beverages for people driving their really sweet cars....you know how CORPORATE AMERICA LOVES STARBUCKS! yummmers!
But anywho-- my interview is with Urban Outfitters--which would be sweet for the discount, but I have NO TIME--and NO MONEY! I hate retail...hate hate hate hate hate it! People suck--they are always trying to find ways to get a discount, or bitch to you about the company...when all you want to do is get your shit done so you can go home and smoke a bowl and try and forget about that business management exam you have next week, and how your dog keeps chewing up your really sweet vintage couch.
Fuck
enhanced2:
couches are not chew toys!