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lemonkid:
I'm soooo shakin' in my boots waitin' fo' the Yoga Force Squad to take me out.
morgan:
Stupid me living on the wrong coast.
something profound
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user080840832:
Wow! That's beautiful.
Oh!!!..... and sorry about the drunken text messages
Oh!!!..... and sorry about the drunken text messages
olivia:
Why start now?
"I'm like.. the Iron Chef of sex" - Me in conversation w/ Sicily today.
god damn I am hilarious.
god damn I am hilarious.
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brokenbeatnik:
4 to 6 positions, orgasm in exactly one hour, making someone's "fish egg dreams come true"*, that's an Iron Chef of Sex.
But now I keep seeing you in the Chairman Kaga smoking jacket, biting into a yellow pepper with your hand on your jock like an 80s MC as they pan out over a legion of chefs.
And that's crazy.
*Actual Iron Chef Judge Quote
But now I keep seeing you in the Chairman Kaga smoking jacket, biting into a yellow pepper with your hand on your jock like an 80s MC as they pan out over a legion of chefs.
And that's crazy.
*Actual Iron Chef Judge Quote
user080840832:
Your dating profile made me friggin' laugh!!!!!
You're one of a kind
You're one of a kind
Pimp niggas don't pay a dime,
I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,
I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find"
yea. that basically sums up my life.
TRAMP HOES! god damn, too short is my hero.
I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time
Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,
I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find"
yea. that basically sums up my life.
TRAMP HOES! god damn, too short is my hero.
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fatality:
'Like too short said, "Bitches ain't shit" ~David Banner and Lil Flip
Do you have a photo of this friend?
Do you have a photo of this friend?
verandi:
ok, the crazy monkey sex was all well and good, but the kids have been asking about you and i'm running out of excuses.
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ellabella:
Sounds like a cool camp at BM. I am going with a friend.
Thanks for checking out my blog on the other side of e-land.
Thanks for checking out my blog on the other side of e-land.
hansel:
It was the one-armed man. /lame
We stood outside in the Mississippi rain. The humidity was so thick you could see the ripples in the air with each exhale. I felt like things might be getting better.. we were at a new school, but again I was the new kid. I've lost count at this point. Eventually you get used to starting half way through the semester and playing catch up...
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arden:
hahah I wish someone would leave me notes like that.....
WHOLE answers what do you mean?
WHOLE answers what do you mean?
b_complex:
I didn't see this the other day my friend. I never realized. Just remember pain helps us see the beauty of the small things. You thought me that one.
The theme for Burningman this year is "The Psyche" as pronounced like "The psych-eeee" but every time I see it I just think "PSYCHE!" like you used to say when you faked someone out. And then i think i'm gonna get all the way out there to the desert and there's just going to be a big sign that says "PSYCHE!" and I will have...
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fractal:
you should get a Hypercolor shirt to go with your early 90s nostalgia.
ellabella:
What's your camp's scene like?
its too early to be awake.
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q:
Old people need lots of rest. 
q:
Pffft. Me? Hurt? Never!
Besides, i went into a sense of shock when it happened, so i didn't feel any pain. Pretty sore now tho. I wish i was exaggerating when i say i broke my fall with my face, oh well.
Besides, i went into a sense of shock when it happened, so i didn't feel any pain. Pretty sore now tho. I wish i was exaggerating when i say i broke my fall with my face, oh well.
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b_complex:
I had feeling like that too, but it was of those realization of god poo moments. 
meridien:
your sentiment is gorgeous.
Yeah, wumps are the best animal ever! I kept falling down at the zoo when i was looking at it. It's ....just...too... cute!