amitabha

4 to 6 positions, orgasm in exactly one hour, making someone's "fish egg dreams come true"*, that's an Iron Chef of Sex.

But now I keep seeing you in the Chairman Kaga smoking jacket, biting into a yellow pepper with your hand on your jock like an 80s MC as they pan out over a legion of chefs.

And that's crazy.

*Actual Iron Chef Judge Quote

Your dating profile made me friggin' laugh!!!!!
You're one of a kind