amitabha

Behold the brilliant definition of hippie that I came up with in a journal entry like 1.5 years ago:

There seems to be a bit of controversy lately due to the fact that I eat soy products, so I wanted to just get this out on the table to disspell any confusion that may be looming in the air. Eating soy products does not make you a hippie. Let me define hippie for you.

Hippie (Hip-pee)
n.
A person who currently or has previously embarked in any of the following : smoking pot, having dreads, wearing patchouli, talking about "the man" and conspiracy theories, gone for an extended period without shaving or bathing, play hackeysack, play bongo drums, listen to bob marley, talk about free love, talk about love, talk, listen to and/or attend phish or grateful dead shows, recycle, wear birkenstocks, wear anything hemp, gone for over 2 meals without brushing your teeth, made the "peace sign" with your hand, think the holocaust really happened (see conspiracy theorists), smoke american spirits, believe american spirits are good for you, say the word "namaste".

Now that I've made that clear, anyone who isnt stoned right now would be correct to find that I, in fact, am not a hippie.

My brain > Your brain