A list of random things:
1: I fucking hate HATE HATE HATE Myspace. Looking at that site makes me want to stab my eyes out with chopsticks. You should never ever create a website like that and let every single user customize their own page with HTML. You end up with 30,000 member profiles that look like shit and all have really annoying wav files playing in the back ground.
2: If you are a good dancer it doesn't matter if you're unattractive otherwise.. because being a good dancer makes you 1000x more hot.
3: The soy bean has got to be the most amazing and versatile thing to ever grow out of the soil of this earth. Bow down to its powers.
4: OMFG IT'S 420! LETS ALL GET HIGH! psyche. If you knew me back in the day when AIM was just released, my name was Aumie420.. just to confuse people.
5: Promoting Gatoraid is not vegan.
6: There was a time in my life when I used to come home from high school, and my friends and I would all go and get my scoped out sniper style pellet gun and shoot people from our school that we didn't like, since I lived directly across from school. Washington snipers, eat your heart out. I shot this kid who used to come try to skate with us who I thought was a poser, and he had to get stitches. About 4 years later we were friends, and I told him it was me. The lesson is: If you're a poser I will shoot you.
7: The first job I ever had, I was making 3.75 an hour. That was at 15. Then I had a job making 4.25 an hour at 16. Then I made 5.00 an hour until I was 17. Then I made 25.00 an hour when I was 18. Hooray for tech jobs. But seriously.. I used to work 32 hours part time in a whole week and only made 160$ BEFORE TAXES. Fuck that. That is slave labor.
8: My house has a hundred bafrooms.
9: I get excited about the stupidest things. Like the other day, I'm at Whole Foods. I'm looking around for snacks and I came across the most awesome water bottle on the planet. It's a Sigg bottle, and it's amazing. I wanted to get rid of my stupid downs syndrome lexan bottle anyways, but god damn this shit is hot!
10: I hate strip clubs.
1: I fucking hate HATE HATE HATE Myspace. Looking at that site makes me want to stab my eyes out with chopsticks. You should never ever create a website like that and let every single user customize their own page with HTML. You end up with 30,000 member profiles that look like shit and all have really annoying wav files playing in the back ground.
2: If you are a good dancer it doesn't matter if you're unattractive otherwise.. because being a good dancer makes you 1000x more hot.
3: The soy bean has got to be the most amazing and versatile thing to ever grow out of the soil of this earth. Bow down to its powers.
4: OMFG IT'S 420! LETS ALL GET HIGH! psyche. If you knew me back in the day when AIM was just released, my name was Aumie420.. just to confuse people.
5: Promoting Gatoraid is not vegan.
6: There was a time in my life when I used to come home from high school, and my friends and I would all go and get my scoped out sniper style pellet gun and shoot people from our school that we didn't like, since I lived directly across from school. Washington snipers, eat your heart out. I shot this kid who used to come try to skate with us who I thought was a poser, and he had to get stitches. About 4 years later we were friends, and I told him it was me. The lesson is: If you're a poser I will shoot you.
7: The first job I ever had, I was making 3.75 an hour. That was at 15. Then I had a job making 4.25 an hour at 16. Then I made 5.00 an hour until I was 17. Then I made 25.00 an hour when I was 18. Hooray for tech jobs. But seriously.. I used to work 32 hours part time in a whole week and only made 160$ BEFORE TAXES. Fuck that. That is slave labor.
8: My house has a hundred bafrooms.
9: I get excited about the stupidest things. Like the other day, I'm at Whole Foods. I'm looking around for snacks and I came across the most awesome water bottle on the planet. It's a Sigg bottle, and it's amazing. I wanted to get rid of my stupid downs syndrome lexan bottle anyways, but god damn this shit is hot!
10: I hate strip clubs.
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and why do you hate strip clubs monsieur?