amitabha

It's always weird when you take a break from updating your journal for a while. I never know what to write once I get back. I'm always like "Hrrmm.. well should I actually write an update, or should I write something random, or what should I do?" It's an important decision, considering the millions of subscribers to http://www.suicidegirls.com/girls/Amitabha there are. Now that I'm an SG, I have to put a lot more careful consideration into what I post, since I'm a role model for all those LiveJournal kids out there who aren't yet old enough to be SG's. But fear not, my dorky hot-topic livejournal friends, for I shall not let you down.

In fact, Since everyone knows I'm so fond of making lists, I figured I'd make a list of all the ways I'm normal and laeme, JUST LIKE YOU! That way you can see that even though I'm rich, famous, and generally all around awesome, that I share many of the same qualities that make you so craptastic!

Amitabha's Wonderful List of Normalities
1: I have Justin Timberlake on my iRiver.. AND I SING ALONG TO THE SONGS. I'm dead serious.
2: I work out in a gym, AND SOMETIMES I LOOK AT TEH BUTTS.
3: I'm only nice to girls because I feel sorry for them.
4: People. Seriously. Creed is a great band.
5: hah.. ok, just kidding on that one. If you think Creed is good, never talk to me again.
6: Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste burial should be made a monument to Scholasticism's evil singularity.
7: Sometimes I listen to Tori Amos, masturbate, and cry.
8: We really are all on the same page with this one: Olivia is really a man.
9: Jesus died for your sins.. and all other religions are conspiracies setup by the devil.
10: Foreigners are locusts, here to suck up American resources. GO BACK TO YOU COUNTRY!

I could write more, but sticking with the theme of doing as little as possible, I figured this would be a good time to stop.