Hip Hip Hooray for Car Theft.
So.. about 40 minutes ago, I'm sitting in my corner listening to the rain come down, when I hear a rapping at my chamber door. "Who could it be?" I asked. Is it a fairy princess? Neigh, it is the Portland Police. "Are you the driver of a yellow honda?" They inquire? "Indeed I am, good sir, why art thou inquiring about my steady steed?" I asked. "Is that your car on yonder curb?" pointed the man in blue. And to my dismay, there was my chariot of steel, perched halfway on yonder curbside, motor running but no one inside. Oh where oh where art though Mexican car thief? Where hast thou gone with the rest of my center console? For my heart is broken, and my car hath been stolen, but I cannot sleep now that yon screwdriver is a key. So I will hoist my possessions, and wait for your confession, but please at least return the center console to me.
Ok. so yea, at least I can be humorous about the whole thing. My car just got stolen, it's all kinds of fucked up inside.. it won't start now, and I had to help the police push it back to the curb in the rain. But see..the best part about the story is that apparently the car thieves stole a bike seat, and when they ran from my car, they left it! HAH!
AUMIE - 1
Car Thieves - 0
So you're probably wondering why they ran from my car.. well apparently as they were breaking into my car, a security guard for a local business was making his rounds and saw them. Well as it seems, they thought he was a police officer, and bailed from the car and took off running, not even 20ft from where they stole it. I guess I'm glad they didn't break any windows to get in.. being that it's raining and all. But crap, now my car won't start, is totally jacked on the inside, and is sitting in the same god damn spot that it was.. waiting for them to come molest it some more.
I'm glad that I don't rely on my car so much.. or this would really suck. Maybe this gives me good reason to get rid of it and go 100% street bike. Who knows.. I guess we'll see. Just one more lesson in detachment from possessions.
So.. about 40 minutes ago, I'm sitting in my corner listening to the rain come down, when I hear a rapping at my chamber door. "Who could it be?" I asked. Is it a fairy princess? Neigh, it is the Portland Police. "Are you the driver of a yellow honda?" They inquire? "Indeed I am, good sir, why art thou inquiring about my steady steed?" I asked. "Is that your car on yonder curb?" pointed the man in blue. And to my dismay, there was my chariot of steel, perched halfway on yonder curbside, motor running but no one inside. Oh where oh where art though Mexican car thief? Where hast thou gone with the rest of my center console? For my heart is broken, and my car hath been stolen, but I cannot sleep now that yon screwdriver is a key. So I will hoist my possessions, and wait for your confession, but please at least return the center console to me.
Ok. so yea, at least I can be humorous about the whole thing. My car just got stolen, it's all kinds of fucked up inside.. it won't start now, and I had to help the police push it back to the curb in the rain. But see..the best part about the story is that apparently the car thieves stole a bike seat, and when they ran from my car, they left it! HAH!
AUMIE - 1
Car Thieves - 0
So you're probably wondering why they ran from my car.. well apparently as they were breaking into my car, a security guard for a local business was making his rounds and saw them. Well as it seems, they thought he was a police officer, and bailed from the car and took off running, not even 20ft from where they stole it. I guess I'm glad they didn't break any windows to get in.. being that it's raining and all. But crap, now my car won't start, is totally jacked on the inside, and is sitting in the same god damn spot that it was.. waiting for them to come molest it some more.
I'm glad that I don't rely on my car so much.. or this would really suck. Maybe this gives me good reason to get rid of it and go 100% street bike. Who knows.. I guess we'll see. Just one more lesson in detachment from possessions.
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amaryllis111:
maybe you can get a mad insurance settlement!!! 
cricket:
no im good