amitabha

Time: 12:20 AM
Drink: Peppermint Tea w/ Chocolate Soy Milk
Music: Sade - Cherish the Day (Live)


Hrmm.. How can Amitabha alienate himself from the rest of society.. Let me count the ways:

1: Don't Drink
2: Don't Smoke
3: Don't Bump
4: Don't Toke
3: Don't Trip
4: Don't Roll
7: No Caffiene
8: No Alcohol
9: No Meat
10: No Fish
11: No Dairy
12: No Fur
13: No Stimulants
14: No Pesticides
15: No Sugar

It still perplexes even myself why I would go so far to seperate myself from the rest of the world. I guess I just like testing my own will-power.

So we're at the final week before BurningMan 2004. I went and ventured out into the sticks to Target to buy some supplies. I've got the basics covered.. I also made some trips around town for some costume gear.. I've got a pair of new kick ass 6" Stack Knee High Demonia boots to wear.. I also picked up some new eye liner, and various other gear. Oh! I got my schedule for Center Camp Cafe today as well.. looks like I'll be working buttfuck early shifts so if you're cracked out enough to be up at 7am on the playa come on over so I can make fun of you. Then give me a dollar.

Ok.. now it's time for a little photo fun.. to keep all you bitches with short attention spans entertained.

This is the view a midget would have if they were looking at me.


This is the view a retarded midget would have if they were looking at me.


This is the view a midget who is a face talker would have if they were looking at me.


This is the view you would have if the baby jesus turned you into my desk at work.


This is the view you would have if you happened to catch me looking stupid, whilst sitting inside Whole Foods.


This is the view you would have if you went to prom w/ Fractal


This is the view you would have if you showed me your butt.


This is the view you would have if you told Sicily that you liked "See-Food".


THAT'S ALL FOLKS!