Time: 12:01 AM
Drink: Watery Goodness
Music: Coheed & Cambria - Time Consumer
Pistolgrip Pump on my lap at all times.
I've got my ticket for Burningman, which makes me happy. If you happen to be going this year, I'll be working at Center Camp Cafe, although I'm not sure what my schedule will be as of yet, because they changed the rules a bit..but if you're there come look for me and I'll give you free stuff... and if you're not there.. well you should be! *cough*fractal*cough* I can't believe it's been almost a year since I was there last, time sure fucking flies!
And now I'd like to take a moment to pay special homage to the biggest idiot of the year who decided it would be a good idea to rob my office. Let it be heard, let it be known, if you're going to steal and plunder from a data center, next time make sure that data center doesn't happen to be nestled inside a building with super high tech security countermeasures such as 9 million cameras, motion sensors, electronic access key card controlled doors that log access times, and elevators that require additional electronic access just to get on the fucking floor. On top of that, it'd probably be a good idea if, the next time you decide to attempt this, you wear a mask.. or at least cover your face. You might as well have just worn a giant sign around your neck with your name and phone number, because you made it about that easy. And to top it all off.. if you're going to rob a data center filled to the brim with high dollar expensive IT equipment, STEAL SOME OF THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF GYM BAGS AND DILBERT COMIC BOOKS! *slaps forehead* some people.. I fucking swear. 10,000$ Server > Tennis Shoes and sweaty shorts... just take something of value and don't waste my fucking time with your petty theft.
Whew.. ok.. moving on..
10 Random Things Off the Top of My Head
1:siren eats cows
2:I joined SG for the community..honestly.
3:I'm terribly self conscious
4:If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that dating sucks.
5:I see myself living in India one day.
6:I'm voting for Bush.
7:I'm cool cause I know what "load *,8,1" is for.
8:Smearing chocolate sauce all over your body just makes it look like you've got shit all over you and isn't that hot.
9:I will respect you so much more if you're humble.
10:I'm laughing at you for thinking I'd vote for Bush. neener neener.
Drink: Watery Goodness
Music: Coheed & Cambria - Time Consumer
Pistolgrip Pump on my lap at all times.
I've got my ticket for Burningman, which makes me happy. If you happen to be going this year, I'll be working at Center Camp Cafe, although I'm not sure what my schedule will be as of yet, because they changed the rules a bit..but if you're there come look for me and I'll give you free stuff... and if you're not there.. well you should be! *cough*fractal*cough* I can't believe it's been almost a year since I was there last, time sure fucking flies!
And now I'd like to take a moment to pay special homage to the biggest idiot of the year who decided it would be a good idea to rob my office. Let it be heard, let it be known, if you're going to steal and plunder from a data center, next time make sure that data center doesn't happen to be nestled inside a building with super high tech security countermeasures such as 9 million cameras, motion sensors, electronic access key card controlled doors that log access times, and elevators that require additional electronic access just to get on the fucking floor. On top of that, it'd probably be a good idea if, the next time you decide to attempt this, you wear a mask.. or at least cover your face. You might as well have just worn a giant sign around your neck with your name and phone number, because you made it about that easy. And to top it all off.. if you're going to rob a data center filled to the brim with high dollar expensive IT equipment, STEAL SOME OF THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF GYM BAGS AND DILBERT COMIC BOOKS! *slaps forehead* some people.. I fucking swear. 10,000$ Server > Tennis Shoes and sweaty shorts... just take something of value and don't waste my fucking time with your petty theft.
Whew.. ok.. moving on..
10 Random Things Off the Top of My Head
1:siren eats cows
2:I joined SG for the community..honestly.
3:I'm terribly self conscious
4:If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that dating sucks.
5:I see myself living in India one day.
6:I'm voting for Bush.
7:I'm cool cause I know what "load *,8,1" is for.
8:Smearing chocolate sauce all over your body just makes it look like you've got shit all over you and isn't that hot.
9:I will respect you so much more if you're humble.
10:I'm laughing at you for thinking I'd vote for Bush. neener neener.
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
london:
damn you. why you no AIM? bastard. I miss you like woah.
stormy:
i agree chocolate sauce all over the naked looks like shit and is too much work to clean off