amitabha

Time: 1:29 PM / Music: Miguel Migs Beautiful You / Drink: Water

Ive got an opening for a girlfriend today.
One drug free no drama girlfriend needed today.
No caffeine, no smokes, no dead baby jokes
No babies, no scabies, did I mention no babies?
No full frontal grills, no addictions to pills, no girls out there in need of cheap thrills
No hippies, no dreads, or tours with The Dead
No home-made tattoos, no liquor or booze, no right wing fundamentalist involved in a coup
No emotional dependents, or holy descendents, no girls with records as criminal defendants
No boot-scootin boogie, no river dance charades, no girlies lookin for ballahs on blades
No Rainbow Gathering, no free-love blabbering, no cleansing my house with the burning of sage
No the only solution, aside from prostitution, is to stick with these guidelines Im writing today.
Im looking for brains, someone well read, perhaps someone all there in the head
So if youre not retarded, from Mexico or France, do reply and you might have a chance.

Ps. No gays.