Time: 9:39 PM
Music: UK Garage, JUNGLE MASSIV!
Drink: Genesis - Strawberry Honey Lemonade
Dear Microsoft ISA Server 2000,
Why do you suck so much? We've been friends for almost 8 months now, and I've treated you right.. I take you out for updates, I massage your logs and keep them nice and lean, I say nice things about you to our friends, and this is how you repay me?! Well this is IT! It's fucking OVAR! I hate you, and your mom is fucking UGLY, and you know they always say "look at her mom, to find out what she's gonna look like when she gets older.." well you're going to be a fucking outdated piece of CRAP! So take that! You crapped on me consistently for the last 3 days and took out your stupid drama on our friend Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server, causing him to get all clogged up and constipated from grief! I'm kicking you out of my life for good, and that will be the laxative my old buddy exchange needs to get the pipes greased again.Don't fucking call me up asking for favors after this either.. NO RED LIGHT SPECIALS FOR YOU! Die, go to hell and die... IN TEH FASE!
PS. I fucked your sister.
Yours Truly,
Amitabha
(lamens-translation) My ISA Server that gives my network the ability to browse the web, and also acts as a firewall to protect the network took a big dump the night before last, and has been consistently giving me problems.. My email server has been helpless.. sitting there stacking up email after email and not being able to send them anywhere, and everyone has been on my case to get it fixed. Well it's finally fixed, and I'm declaring my hatred for wack ass bugs, and non-published bug fixes that you only get ahold of if you call microsoft, pay 250$ to open up a ticket, and tell them whats up. Not my money though, so fuck it.. Plus I got paid overtime.. so w00t! And I won't be at this job much longer anyways, so they can SUCK IT!
So that's why I haven't been active the last couple of days like I usually am.. the shit hit the fan at work, and I had to take care of biddness.. But I'm back now.. Just not for very long.. I fly out at ASSCRACKOFDAWN'oclock tomorrow morning for the flat and void state of Tennessee to see my family, and some old friends for the holidays. Contrary to popular belief they actually do have "tha intranet" in TN, so I'll be online occasionally, but I probably won't be around much till Sat evening, which is when I return to the rainy and beautiful city of Portland.
My birthday is swiftly approaching.. I shall turn 24 on the 4th of December, so send me presents!
Life is good.. I'm healthy... got a new job with some major bling, livin in a great city surrounded by amazing people.. what could be better? I take negativity and squash it under my thumb like a flea.
So i always ask some kind of question in my journal.. my question for you is:
1: What have you always wanted to do?
with a follow up question of
2: Why the fuck aren't you doing it?
Cheers!
Music: UK Garage, JUNGLE MASSIV!
Drink: Genesis - Strawberry Honey Lemonade
Dear Microsoft ISA Server 2000,
Why do you suck so much? We've been friends for almost 8 months now, and I've treated you right.. I take you out for updates, I massage your logs and keep them nice and lean, I say nice things about you to our friends, and this is how you repay me?! Well this is IT! It's fucking OVAR! I hate you, and your mom is fucking UGLY, and you know they always say "look at her mom, to find out what she's gonna look like when she gets older.." well you're going to be a fucking outdated piece of CRAP! So take that! You crapped on me consistently for the last 3 days and took out your stupid drama on our friend Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server, causing him to get all clogged up and constipated from grief! I'm kicking you out of my life for good, and that will be the laxative my old buddy exchange needs to get the pipes greased again.Don't fucking call me up asking for favors after this either.. NO RED LIGHT SPECIALS FOR YOU! Die, go to hell and die... IN TEH FASE!
PS. I fucked your sister.
Yours Truly,
Amitabha
(lamens-translation) My ISA Server that gives my network the ability to browse the web, and also acts as a firewall to protect the network took a big dump the night before last, and has been consistently giving me problems.. My email server has been helpless.. sitting there stacking up email after email and not being able to send them anywhere, and everyone has been on my case to get it fixed. Well it's finally fixed, and I'm declaring my hatred for wack ass bugs, and non-published bug fixes that you only get ahold of if you call microsoft, pay 250$ to open up a ticket, and tell them whats up. Not my money though, so fuck it.. Plus I got paid overtime.. so w00t! And I won't be at this job much longer anyways, so they can SUCK IT!
So that's why I haven't been active the last couple of days like I usually am.. the shit hit the fan at work, and I had to take care of biddness.. But I'm back now.. Just not for very long.. I fly out at ASSCRACKOFDAWN'oclock tomorrow morning for the flat and void state of Tennessee to see my family, and some old friends for the holidays. Contrary to popular belief they actually do have "tha intranet" in TN, so I'll be online occasionally, but I probably won't be around much till Sat evening, which is when I return to the rainy and beautiful city of Portland.
My birthday is swiftly approaching.. I shall turn 24 on the 4th of December, so send me presents!
Life is good.. I'm healthy... got a new job with some major bling, livin in a great city surrounded by amazing people.. what could be better? I take negativity and squash it under my thumb like a flea.
So i always ask some kind of question in my journal.. my question for you is:
1: What have you always wanted to do?
with a follow up question of
2: Why the fuck aren't you doing it?
Cheers!
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you are so geigh in the face
happy birfday to you
I LOVE YOU AMI!!!