Time: 8:22 AM
Music: Underworld - Juanita Kiteless - To Dream of Love
Drink: It stars with W, ends with R, and has SHUTTHEFUCKUP! in between.
Well I'm back in the city of roses for another day of contemplation on the past weekend and the events that took place. This weekend flew by so fast that I'm still not sure I actually had a whole weekend.. I think the government probably drugged me and only gave me one day to hang out with my friends, and it's a big conspiracy. So I left my house in Portland on Friday at about 3:30 to head to the airport because my flight to Oakland left at about 6:15. I get to the airport by about 4:15 or so, do the routine strip search through security ( I swear to god I can't remember the last time I've been able to get through an airport check WITHOUT having to go off into that little corral and strip.. but oh well.) So after I get through security and everything I'm there with a good amount of time before the flight boards.. which boarding started at about 5:45 or so.. they let about 20 people on and stop boarding for a few minutes.. at about 6:15 they make an announcement that there is a problem with one of the windows in the cockpit of the plane, maintenance is investigating, and that they won't be able to give us an update till at least 7:00PM. So fuck.. I didn't bring a cd-player or any type of music device, so I just sat there and fucked around w/ my digital camera and annoyed the piss out of everyone with my flash going off every 5 seconds. At 7:00 PM they announce that there is still a problem with the window, and that they're going to switch our flights. So they divert a plane from Seattle, WA to pick us up, and tell us that our new flight won't be departing till 8:45 PM. Finally get on the plane and get to Oakland by like 10:00 or something like that. I guess it wasn't THAT big of a deal.. but considering what time I got to the airport, it sucked ass to just sit there for hours and twiddle my fucking thumbs. I arrived in Oakland to the smiling faces of Solisis and Lola who were there to pick me up for our drive down to Fractal's house where she and Stacie were waiting to see us. The drive was rather long, but not completely unbearable due to the FUCKING BOOOOOMING STEREO that we had, plus lots of gay company to keep my mind occupied. We got to Fractal's house at about 3:30 AM or something like that with the intentions of going straight to bed because the official meet and greet for the event @ DisneyLand was at 9:00 AM. However, as I could have guessed would happen, we ended up staying up till like 5:00AM or so just chatting and being silly, where we decided that it would be silly to try to make it to Disneyland by 9am considering it was a good 2 hour drive from Fractal's house. So we hit the sack and promptly passed out. I don't think we got up till about 10AM or so.. possibly later.. and didn't get on the road till 11 or 11:30.. something like that.. I don't even remember now. The drive went by fast with Lola using her mad traffic skillz to navigate LA traffic towards our destination, but we didn't actually get INTO DisneyLand until about 3:00 PM, which was initially kind of disappointing because we all kind of thought the park was going to close at 8 or something like that. Fortunately, to our surprise, we found out that the park was open until midnight, so all was well and we were happy once again. Even though we were all starving by this point, the first thing that we did was head straight towards the castle for the group photos that were about to be taken. Met some people, took a few pictures, and were off on our merry way again to find some awful and expensive disney food to nourish our empty bellies. After a bit of searching to find a place that even had a vegetarian/vegan option for me we gave up and went to this place that had Peanut Butter & Jelly sammiches, but by this time I was over it, and didn't even want to eat that junk because I knew it'd be a disappointment. I think it was probably the best choice, considering a couple other people in the posse' got that sandwich and it was about the size of a cracker for 5$. I would have just been pissed off and unsatisfied from eating that anyways, so I'm glad I didn't get it. Instead, I made it my mission to eat in true amusement park fashion and consume nothing but SUGAARRRRRR the whole time I was inside the magical disney walls. Hence, I proceeded to eat about 498932740927345 of the Chalupa Churrito Chupacabra Chimmichanga things... which are these dirty Mexican pastry things covered with cinnamon and sugar. Everyone was teasing me cause they didn't think they were vegan, but my keen tastebuds know animal by-products when they taste them, and I knew they were vegan delights. at 2.75$ a pop, they went fast. After that I also ate a huge thing of cotton candy, and drank a giant frozen lemonade. MMMmmmmmm.. nothing like eating healthy to keep your energy levels up. To my surprise and enjoyment, we actually got to ride and experience everything that was on our list of to-do's, including the Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion ( BEST RIDE EVER!!!), the Indiana Jones Ride, the throwup Teacups, The Bobsled rollercoaster one (can't remember the name), The Alice in Wonderland ride, and several others that I can't remember right now. We got to see the fireworks over the castle, and get all our member names on Mickey Mouse hats. We did so much.. and met so many people.. played a lot of grabass, and fucked off.. I had a great time. I managed to take about 160 pictures, and they're all online for your enjoyment but simply going to :
http://pictures.normalboy.com
Scroll down to the bottom, and click on the last thumbnail ( I know it's hard to read, but it says "Suicidegirls.com Invades DisneyLand!" ) Anyways, the pictures are there, and you should be able to get a grasp of who was there and what we did. Left Disneyland by about 11:30 or so headed back towards the hotel. Ordered a ton of pizza (mine without cheese, of course) , proceeded to engage in mass amounts of gluttony, then promptly passed the fuck out. I had a great time hanging out with everyone.. Lola,Fractal,Stacie,Solisis.. you guys fucking ROCK!
Music: Underworld - Juanita Kiteless - To Dream of Love
Drink: It stars with W, ends with R, and has SHUTTHEFUCKUP! in between.
Well I'm back in the city of roses for another day of contemplation on the past weekend and the events that took place. This weekend flew by so fast that I'm still not sure I actually had a whole weekend.. I think the government probably drugged me and only gave me one day to hang out with my friends, and it's a big conspiracy. So I left my house in Portland on Friday at about 3:30 to head to the airport because my flight to Oakland left at about 6:15. I get to the airport by about 4:15 or so, do the routine strip search through security ( I swear to god I can't remember the last time I've been able to get through an airport check WITHOUT having to go off into that little corral and strip.. but oh well.) So after I get through security and everything I'm there with a good amount of time before the flight boards.. which boarding started at about 5:45 or so.. they let about 20 people on and stop boarding for a few minutes.. at about 6:15 they make an announcement that there is a problem with one of the windows in the cockpit of the plane, maintenance is investigating, and that they won't be able to give us an update till at least 7:00PM. So fuck.. I didn't bring a cd-player or any type of music device, so I just sat there and fucked around w/ my digital camera and annoyed the piss out of everyone with my flash going off every 5 seconds. At 7:00 PM they announce that there is still a problem with the window, and that they're going to switch our flights. So they divert a plane from Seattle, WA to pick us up, and tell us that our new flight won't be departing till 8:45 PM. Finally get on the plane and get to Oakland by like 10:00 or something like that. I guess it wasn't THAT big of a deal.. but considering what time I got to the airport, it sucked ass to just sit there for hours and twiddle my fucking thumbs. I arrived in Oakland to the smiling faces of Solisis and Lola who were there to pick me up for our drive down to Fractal's house where she and Stacie were waiting to see us. The drive was rather long, but not completely unbearable due to the FUCKING BOOOOOMING STEREO that we had, plus lots of gay company to keep my mind occupied. We got to Fractal's house at about 3:30 AM or something like that with the intentions of going straight to bed because the official meet and greet for the event @ DisneyLand was at 9:00 AM. However, as I could have guessed would happen, we ended up staying up till like 5:00AM or so just chatting and being silly, where we decided that it would be silly to try to make it to Disneyland by 9am considering it was a good 2 hour drive from Fractal's house. So we hit the sack and promptly passed out. I don't think we got up till about 10AM or so.. possibly later.. and didn't get on the road till 11 or 11:30.. something like that.. I don't even remember now. The drive went by fast with Lola using her mad traffic skillz to navigate LA traffic towards our destination, but we didn't actually get INTO DisneyLand until about 3:00 PM, which was initially kind of disappointing because we all kind of thought the park was going to close at 8 or something like that. Fortunately, to our surprise, we found out that the park was open until midnight, so all was well and we were happy once again. Even though we were all starving by this point, the first thing that we did was head straight towards the castle for the group photos that were about to be taken. Met some people, took a few pictures, and were off on our merry way again to find some awful and expensive disney food to nourish our empty bellies. After a bit of searching to find a place that even had a vegetarian/vegan option for me we gave up and went to this place that had Peanut Butter & Jelly sammiches, but by this time I was over it, and didn't even want to eat that junk because I knew it'd be a disappointment. I think it was probably the best choice, considering a couple other people in the posse' got that sandwich and it was about the size of a cracker for 5$. I would have just been pissed off and unsatisfied from eating that anyways, so I'm glad I didn't get it. Instead, I made it my mission to eat in true amusement park fashion and consume nothing but SUGAARRRRRR the whole time I was inside the magical disney walls. Hence, I proceeded to eat about 498932740927345 of the Chalupa Churrito Chupacabra Chimmichanga things... which are these dirty Mexican pastry things covered with cinnamon and sugar. Everyone was teasing me cause they didn't think they were vegan, but my keen tastebuds know animal by-products when they taste them, and I knew they were vegan delights. at 2.75$ a pop, they went fast. After that I also ate a huge thing of cotton candy, and drank a giant frozen lemonade. MMMmmmmmm.. nothing like eating healthy to keep your energy levels up. To my surprise and enjoyment, we actually got to ride and experience everything that was on our list of to-do's, including the Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion ( BEST RIDE EVER!!!), the Indiana Jones Ride, the throwup Teacups, The Bobsled rollercoaster one (can't remember the name), The Alice in Wonderland ride, and several others that I can't remember right now. We got to see the fireworks over the castle, and get all our member names on Mickey Mouse hats. We did so much.. and met so many people.. played a lot of grabass, and fucked off.. I had a great time. I managed to take about 160 pictures, and they're all online for your enjoyment but simply going to :
http://pictures.normalboy.com
Scroll down to the bottom, and click on the last thumbnail ( I know it's hard to read, but it says "Suicidegirls.com Invades DisneyLand!" ) Anyways, the pictures are there, and you should be able to get a grasp of who was there and what we did. Left Disneyland by about 11:30 or so headed back towards the hotel. Ordered a ton of pizza (mine without cheese, of course) , proceeded to engage in mass amounts of gluttony, then promptly passed the fuck out. I had a great time hanging out with everyone.. Lola,Fractal,Stacie,Solisis.. you guys fucking ROCK!
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if you ever come down to SF, i'll let you know about some good deep house nights cause it all depends on what night you're going to be here. you can kick it with me and Naiad and Sicily. it'll be like Disneyland but with adult rides: Blow Buddies Haunted Mansion, Indiana Jones'n in the Tenderloin. i mean, there won't be any mickey mouse hats, but i'm sure you can get your member name on a latex face mask