Time: 9:30 AM
Music: Underworld - Second Toughest in the Infants
Drink: Gin & Juice
[MUSIC]
There are some musical groups out there that have this innate ability to make the hair on my arms stand up and give me the chills.. probably the most prominent of those groups to me would be Underworld. No matter what mood I'm in, or where I am, there is an Underworld track that fits perfectly. So this is my little public service announcement to all the rest of you out there to go attain every single album they've ever made because they're all fucking amazing.
[/MUSIC]
[GIRLS]
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Contrary to popular belief, girls actually have BO, pick their nose, and ... well this is the worst part of all.. sometimes they BLEED! AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN CUT! THEY JUST BLEED! If that isn't proof enough that they're demons... well.. I just don't know what else to say.
[/GIRLS]
[BOYS]
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
Yes folks it's true, boys are the best. Coincidentally, being that I am a boy, it would then be possible to surmise that I kick ass. I just wanted to point that out.
[/BOYS]
[CULTURE]
There's this overwhelming trend lately that is about to drive me fucking MAD, and I've mentioned this before but apparently the general populous doesn't read my sg.com journal entries. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS 80'S FASHION REVIVAL BULLSHIT?! I mean seriously... I'm not kidding around... it's fucking horrible. I feel like Cindy Lauper's closet exploded and the city is being bombarded by hot pink leg warmers and sweaters with the necks cut out so the whole god damn thing hangs off one shoulder. Take it from me, Fashion Guru Extraordinairre, fashion in the 80's sucked. If I catch you wearing some crap from the 80's.. a hyper color shirt, some leg warmers, etc etc, I will personally cut you in the fase.
[CULTURE]
Music: Underworld - Second Toughest in the Infants
Drink: Gin & Juice
[MUSIC]
There are some musical groups out there that have this innate ability to make the hair on my arms stand up and give me the chills.. probably the most prominent of those groups to me would be Underworld. No matter what mood I'm in, or where I am, there is an Underworld track that fits perfectly. So this is my little public service announcement to all the rest of you out there to go attain every single album they've ever made because they're all fucking amazing.
[/MUSIC]
[GIRLS]
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Contrary to popular belief, girls actually have BO, pick their nose, and ... well this is the worst part of all.. sometimes they BLEED! AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN CUT! THEY JUST BLEED! If that isn't proof enough that they're demons... well.. I just don't know what else to say.
[/GIRLS]
[BOYS]
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.
Yes folks it's true, boys are the best. Coincidentally, being that I am a boy, it would then be possible to surmise that I kick ass. I just wanted to point that out.
[/BOYS]
[CULTURE]
There's this overwhelming trend lately that is about to drive me fucking MAD, and I've mentioned this before but apparently the general populous doesn't read my sg.com journal entries. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS 80'S FASHION REVIVAL BULLSHIT?! I mean seriously... I'm not kidding around... it's fucking horrible. I feel like Cindy Lauper's closet exploded and the city is being bombarded by hot pink leg warmers and sweaters with the necks cut out so the whole god damn thing hangs off one shoulder. Take it from me, Fashion Guru Extraordinairre, fashion in the 80's sucked. If I catch you wearing some crap from the 80's.. a hyper color shirt, some leg warmers, etc etc, I will personally cut you in the fase.
[CULTURE]
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unnecessaryz:
We should just turn every thread into our sexually frustrated rap battles.
_6deana9_:
.i had this song stuck in my head the other day.thank you for keeping me occupied.
