amitabha

Time: 9:28 AM
Music: Fugazi - Give me the cure
Drink: stop fucking asking me faggot! it NEVAR CHANGES! WATER I TOLD YOU LIKE 324243 TIMES!

All you punks out there that stole my journal idea can suck it! But I have a suprise for you.... it was copywritten bitches! Now you must all pay me $2934787429872398472974.35 in damages. I take cash checks or money orders.

Hey wanna hear a joke?
What is worse than having the gay??






NOTHING!
har har har har har. (okay tell me something.. when I'm sitting here writing something like this.. and i'm making myself laugh.. does that mean I'm an absolute loser/dork?)

So i'm really excited about this weekend. I'm flying to San FranHomosexual this evening @ approx. 7:00 to stay with the faggiest of fags.. Solisis himself. Then at some point I'm supposed to buy Lola some ice cream because I'm an arseface.. then Saturday BigDumbHippie and I will be shopping like there is no tomorrow! GOD BLESS A CONSUMER CULTER! It will be a fun weekend, despite the fact that I have all fucking kinds of homework to do.. but I have to keep my priorities in line... as a general rule, Shopping always comes first... then homework is somewhere in there near the end of the list. Plus I have an amazing ability to bullshit my way through homework and tests. Ironically because I used to really be into politics.. well I still am, but I wanted to get into politics.. but anyways, my teachers used to always ask me if I wanted to be a politician. I have this amazing ability for cyclical writing, my last teacher in this class called Victimization said "Do you want to be in government?", i was like " Well not really, why?" "Because I really like your writing, you write very well.. but I read this whole thing, and I can't tell what you're saying." hehe. i heart just BS'ing.

okay.. in keeping with the list of things that I did yesterday.. I'm going to think of another list. Hrrmm.. whats a good list. Okay..
with all this talk of government....

10 Things I would do if elected President
1: Ship all gays to Australia with the rest of the criminals
2: Mandate at least 2 showers a day for every citizen
3: Outlaw Rainbow Gathering
4: Tax the sale on Nag Champa, Sage, and Patchouli
5: Grant myself access to the Girls Only group
6: use WMD to convince SG that the old format was way better, and this one hurts my eyes.
7: KILL KILL KILL the white man
8: In order to get a drivers license, you must beat me in Gran Turismo. (not gonna happen)
9: Eradicate all Midevil/Newage/Fags in suits of armor fighting at the park
10: Kick you in the fucking face bitch!