For the first time since 2008 I met a girl and started a relationship and it went like this...
Girl walked by my house, I thought "even if things don't work out it's worth a try since I'm tired of living alone in this place".
She looked at me and smiled.
I asked if she was lost?
She said no, that she's just going for a walk.
I asked if she wanted to spend time with me if she's not so busy and she said ok.
At first I was all happy but soon it started to happen...
She became very cuddly and that's all fine and good but she was stinky 😾💩.
I still stuck with her for a few days but each day got worse as I'd cover my face in the morning due to being awakened to extreme doo doo morning breath from her breathing heavily in my face 😾💩💩💩💩💩💩.
More and more she stunk like an ash tray and so I was like "ok it'll be ok, we just need to go to the store and get hygiene products 😼"....
We return home after a conversation about why I've been acting distant, that it's not her, that it's stinky smells and I said in all fairness maybe I'm stinky too, so it's fair that I also brush my teeth and use mouth wash more...
After all that she still stunk but a bit less and I was like "ok maybe with time it'll get better" but I was wrong 😿💩.
I still like her personality but she became mean to me and started twisting my words and apparently has emotional issues like bi-polar stuff only to the extreme where by the third night of her being here I was afraid to go to sleep in fear that maybe she'd hit me or stab me or something.
She woke me up at 3am to yell at me and after a 2 hour long conversation she went to sleep only to wait until morning to sit on the front porch (I have like a cafe' set up on the porch to make it cozy like Starbucks ☕️😻☕️) and she seemed calm and I got called into work, so she said she was just going to go for a walk despite my suggesting that she could visit my work place with me.
Turns out that work called me in to get a solid pay check ✨😸✨.
She has a phone and my phone number and I said I'd text her after work.
No response from her all day.
When it got to night time I set out with my friends as a search party but couldn't find the stinky girl.
She texted me at 11pm saying she was only a few blocks away and was ok to walk to my house.
12am She still was not back yet, so again I went looking for her by walking and searching the general area with no luck.
I went home and was beyond tired and ready to pass out.
She texted me at 1am and said she was ok but just walked to Mc'Donalds.
😾
I was like "ok just ring the door bell when you get here as much as needed until I wake up when you get here or sleep over at Mikey's place (a mutual friend's house up the street that is like family to me and they're awake all night and don't care if people sleep at their house...they're basically stoner hippies and super nice people).
She texted me that she contacted her mom to pick her up, so she could move back in with her mom 💩💩 (lol) and get her life together to get a job.
I told her I'm proud of her stinky face 😽💩and than decided to burn the old bed spread and got a entirely new and far better bed spread...also cleaned the house with industrial strength sanitization spray and finally have the house smelling clean again ✨🏠✨.
I'm not even a clean freak, I just prefer to live like a person and not like a wild animal... like I wash my hands before and after eating, take a shower each day and other basic hygiene stuff 😼.
Oh she also hated not having work to do because the house is still under renovation and although some parts are ready for use the kitchen is not, so we'd have to go out to eat and she hated not doing the cooking, that I did my own laundry and all left to do was lay in bed, go for a walk, watch tv or play video games or go out with me since she doesn't have a car or go visit Mikey and his girlfriend whom they all seemed to get along good and she seemed to have fun over there but whatever.
That relationship lasted a few days and now I'm awake in bed having written this, about to go get a coffee ☕️ and am ok with being single again but am still ready to be in a solid relationship like she didn't scare me horribly, so I think I've grown as a person ✨😸✨.
LOL
Thanks for reading.