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americanzero

Ann Arbor, Michigan!!!

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Monday Nov 21, 2005

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1. When I was born, I got a little turned around and can out face up (babies are supposed to come out face down) so the pubic bone raked my head and I had a hecatomb on one side that made me look like Gumby. It was the 70's so they were more then happy to give my mom demurral, I was born high and I did not breath for the about the first 5 minutes of my life.

2. I am dyslexic, I did not learn to read or write until I was in the 3rd grade. I was actually expelled for my district school in the 2nd grade, deemed "unreachable" and a disciplinary problem. I finally learned something when I was sent to a "special school I got out of taking a foreign language in college because of my handicapped status


3. I love dogs, I got a dog when I was 7 and it lived until I was 23. I recently got a cat, because that was the only pet I could get away with in my building and you know what, I love him too...

4. When I was in junior high I was very depressed and I had only one friend. I chose to leave a year early and attend an alternative high school (kind of like an arts and humanities based school) and it kind of saved my life. I went from nearly failing several classes in 8th grade to becoming an exemplary student and (bearing in mind it was a small school) I pretty much knew everyone there.

5. I basically dated one girl throughout college, which was a mistake; I should have spent that time getting to know lots of girls...

6. 2 days before my 22nd birth day my daughter was born, the product of an ill-advised love with an unstable young woman that turned out to be a near pathological liar. She under the impression that I was a trustifarian and that if she married me, I would in-turn take care of her. Fortunately I did not compound one mistake with another.

7. I do not now nor have I ever liked mushrooms.

8. I was born and raised in Ann Arbor, Michigan a place I love and hope to return (well northeast Detroit would be cool) but I hate snow and cold weather!?!

9. I have an irrational fear of black cats...or is it irrational...

10. I have numerous friends who are prejudice against fat people (am I till allowed to s fat?)

11. I go to the gym or engage in some kind of exercise 6 days a week. I actually met my wife at 24 Fitness.

12. I have played the drums since I was 15 and I started my first band when I was 16.

13. Despite my dyslexia, I graduated from college with a BA in English literature and a large portion of my current job involves writing ad copy.

14. I am extremely bad at dealing with details.

15. I have an irrational fear of the number 13, whenever I look at a timer or clock, just by chance, that number often seems to be involved.

16. I have had many unfortunate and unpleasant dealings with woman that have fostered a strong misogynistic streak in my personality.

17. I have always wanted to visit Tokyo.

18. I love Mexican food.

19. I don't feel like I am good at anything and if I dwell to long and that feel, I sink into a moody depression.

20. My favorite board game is called Wabbit Wampage. geodic exercise

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