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I was compelled to attend a farewell dinner for the departing office manager and I have never been to a more drawn out and excrusiating event before. This is what I am forced to waste my presious spare time on...

P.S.
Aren't my girls cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

My presence at work today betrays an underlying racism inherent to the company. In the 8 or so years of my employ, I have never had MLK day off and the only conclusion I can reach is that, black people don't buy real estate on the Westside of Los Angeles...

Ok! Who wants a mustache ride!!!

I had wicked food poisening and spent the last two days wretching over the toilet. My abdominal muscles actually ache from the physical act of vomiting. I feel like I have taken a punch!

Ooohhh...My stomack is rebelling...I want to go home...

Man it's raining like hell! I think Los Angeles is going to float away!

Who do I talk to about false advertising regarding the pristine wheather promised in Southern California!?!

The singer in the band we share lock-out with is in another band, similar to his main band-which is like Gwar, they are playing Friday night at theTroubodour for $10. The music is...not really the point, but the performance will be entertaining.

Cake Cutter
Friday 1/7 10pm
$10

Check it out

I need to relax. Pot is the only way I know how to unwind. I was so exhusted I could hardly keep my eyes open after 4pm yesterday. I crashed before 9am, skipped yoga and did no writing/recording. I am trying to be productive outside this stupid job but it drains everything!!!

I wish I had a crazed new years story about an all out orgy or falling down drunk in the street, but it was very low key. I should be careful about what I wish for, last time I said my life was boring, I ended up with an illegitimate child, Whoa! Anyway, I guess this is adulthood...

The office is shut tomorrow and I an free to go in an hour. I feel like I've been granted a reprieve from the governor. God, I need a new job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I showed up today and no one is here, no one has called and the phone has not been ringing...This is kind of like the intro to a Twilight Zone episode. Hopefully I will come out unscathed on the other end, wish me luck...

I have retuned to dive headlong into a ton of work, it almost makes it seem like leaving is not worth while, almost...Anyway X-mas alright. I got to spend a lot of time with my daughter which was grand, but the trip was too short. It was all fullfill obligations and no fun. Ann Arbor Wasy VERY COLD and had about 8" of snow. And...
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