The Two Times My House Tried To Kill Me
It was just my sister, cousin and I in the house and we were just sitting down to a game of monopoly. We were playing in the living room, but how my house is set up, the living room and kitchen are connected and there's no wall to seperate it. We had chips and cookies, but realized that we needed some soda and ice, so my sister gets up to get this for us. She hands us our drinks, sits down and we continue playing out game. Then, ice started coming out of the refridgerator (ice and water come out of the front) and bouncing towards us. We laugh and comment on how weird that is. Then, the ice started shooting out at us and the fridge started moving towards us. My cousin freaks out and runs upstairs to hide, and at this point the fridge is far away enough from the wall so I could slip behind it and unplug it. Yeah, it was kind of scarey
The real death threat my house gave me though was when I was sitting by the gas fireplace with my dog in late Feburary. I was reading my book and enjoying myself, but I was too hot so I turn the fireplace off. The glass on the front of the glass in front of the fireplace starts cracking.
"Um...Mom?" I say to my mother who was putting the dishes away. She starts screaming for me to collect Rusty and my cat (who were both in the area) and we get into the garage we hear this loud pop. We go to the fire station and get some hot firemen to follow us back to our house. Glass was shattered all the way to the fridge. Yeah, I would have been dead.
About that movie last night...
I don't care what anyone says, Art is not jerking off for two minutes into a camera and then inverting the colors. That's what I watched last night. I think the director just wanted to show us how big his cock truely was. Weirdo...
It was just my sister, cousin and I in the house and we were just sitting down to a game of monopoly. We were playing in the living room, but how my house is set up, the living room and kitchen are connected and there's no wall to seperate it. We had chips and cookies, but realized that we needed some soda and ice, so my sister gets up to get this for us. She hands us our drinks, sits down and we continue playing out game. Then, ice started coming out of the refridgerator (ice and water come out of the front) and bouncing towards us. We laugh and comment on how weird that is. Then, the ice started shooting out at us and the fridge started moving towards us. My cousin freaks out and runs upstairs to hide, and at this point the fridge is far away enough from the wall so I could slip behind it and unplug it. Yeah, it was kind of scarey
The real death threat my house gave me though was when I was sitting by the gas fireplace with my dog in late Feburary. I was reading my book and enjoying myself, but I was too hot so I turn the fireplace off. The glass on the front of the glass in front of the fireplace starts cracking.
"Um...Mom?" I say to my mother who was putting the dishes away. She starts screaming for me to collect Rusty and my cat (who were both in the area) and we get into the garage we hear this loud pop. We go to the fire station and get some hot firemen to follow us back to our house. Glass was shattered all the way to the fridge. Yeah, I would have been dead.
About that movie last night...
I don't care what anyone says, Art is not jerking off for two minutes into a camera and then inverting the colors. That's what I watched last night. I think the director just wanted to show us how big his cock truely was. Weirdo...
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