enjoy a joke if you care to:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the
snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you
will forget about the tooth ache.
8.Sometimes we just need to remember---
You need only two tools:
WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape
HA,HA,HA.....right??
Anyways, now that I got that out of my system. Its the first, that means in 16 days i will be back in the states enjoying my birthday and christmas with my friensd and family. And attempting to woo my best friend away from her cloneofme boyfriend. Im horrible. At any rate its gonna be a blast. oh yeah, work sucked also and will continue to suck until I go on vacation, it cant get here soon enough.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the
snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you
will forget about the tooth ache.
8.Sometimes we just need to remember---
You need only two tools:
WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape
HA,HA,HA.....right??
Anyways, now that I got that out of my system. Its the first, that means in 16 days i will be back in the states enjoying my birthday and christmas with my friensd and family. And attempting to woo my best friend away from her cloneofme boyfriend. Im horrible. At any rate its gonna be a blast. oh yeah, work sucked also and will continue to suck until I go on vacation, it cant get here soon enough.
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whatever. i hate my life.