american_exile

"It's not what the p*ssy can do for you, it's what you can do for the p*ssy!"
- Mickey Rourke

If mickey says it then it must be true. Itd have been cooler if the mouse had said it but whatever...anyways I may have to move rooms again this week meaning i could be away from here for up to a week. whats a SG...
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So Im being accused of nearly killing someone thru alcohol consumption.

Perhaps I should explain myself, huh? Well, me and a buddy went drinking last night. Started off the night drinking some of my fav. captain morgans. My friend decides that he can outdrink me. NOONE can out drink me when it comes to the captain. I bleed the stuff. at any rate, he took...
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In the news today. I changed my name. why? Hmm, I think its because Im not in a good mood. Im not a shrink but i think i may be becoming depressed. Friends are leaving the site, Im stuck in germany, I hate my Sergeants at the dfac, and the deathblow??? My bestfriend, longtime crush and occasional friend with benifits has a boyfriend. true, it...
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Ahoy!
Howdy Kids. How are we today? Im fantatsic. So I recently became the moderator of ModernPirates. A group in the WTF? section. Much thanks must go out to cattra for giving me this oppurtunity.Its gonna be cool to see what I can do with it.

Hell yeah boils(I dont even have any male friends here) and ghouls, Its Haynes gets drunk night! In case your having trouble with that I just gave away my last name....Im in the army, its how we do it here. not to mention the most important person in the world calls me by that name so....I guess Im cool with that. Anyways, care to share...
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once again ive updated.
I really need to get better at that. i went two weeks since the last time and where the excitement in that.

So my new manager shows up at work next week and im not looking forward to it. hes barely five foot tall and has a grudge against all those taller then him. The good things is i only have...
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New Journal Entry Time

So you know how sometimes you get together with your friends, having a good time and what not and someone asks that cheesy question?

"If you could have any superhero power what would it be?"

Well, I think I finally found the one I want without feeling stupid saying it. If I could have any power it wouldnt be flight or...
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I dont know, I guess its time for an update, huh? Well, Its been a pretty good week. I dont have much to complain about except that I havent got to talk to my best friend in close to two weeks and I miss her sorely. What sucks worse is that the army keeps jerking me around on when I get leave. I should start...
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Okay, so heres the deal. Im on the net a whole hell of alot and need some new sites that are worth checking out. I love this place but a person can only spend so much time here. And I look through alot of those movie sites like dark horizon and creature corner also but i want your thoughts on places i should check out....
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well scratch all that sobriety bullshit. Ive been drinking again. Friends have come cack from iraq so a party is in order. Let the rum flow freely. Oh and Kill Bill vol.2, hellboy and the punisher kicked ass