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Saturday Jun 07, 2008

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How to dye your carpet Lessons in life #1

First buy a few different hair dye colors that you would like to dye your hair. Then fallow the directions, and apply to the hair you would like dyed.
Next, get distracted. Forget that the hair that is in a bun on top of your hair has dye in it, and continue doing what ever it was that was distracting you. It is best if the distraction requires you to be close to the ground, say something like pretending to be a monster and crawling around on the ground while chasing your children.
At some point you must lay on your back so that you children or what ever can jump on your tummy hop on pop style and laugh. Then realize oh crap i have hair dye in, and its past time to check on it.
After you wash your hair, come back out to the area where you were playing, and notice there is something on your carpet. It will look like fuzz to you, so grab the vacuum and try to vacuum it up before one of the kids tries to put it in their mouth. As your vacuuming you will notice that the fuzz isnt coming up, but instead streaking. Touch this "fuzz". Smell it.
Then quickly get a wet cloth and scrub this area of your carpet until you cannot scrub any more. you will be left with nice streaky patches in your carpet. It will look rad and stunning.

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