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amelie

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Thursday Oct 02, 2003

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I'm so fucking stoned right now, I can't stop giggling. My friend Shannon told me that I was really lucky to have gotten to touch a monkey, and I thought thatwas really fucking hilarious. I used to work in a pet store, and they would bring classes of preschoolers and kindergarteners in to walk through the store and look at all of the different animals. We had spider (or maybe it was squirrel, I can't remember) monkeys in the store, and they were the cutest things I have ever seen.. The thing with these monkeys was that you were not allowed to touch them, because they would bite you, and no one wants to get bitten by a monkey. So I was in the cage cleaning one day, and the monkeys were jumping all over me, like they did to everyone, and one of these classes of small children comes and stands in front of the mirror to watch and the monkeys(and me, by default). One of the monkeys started pulling my hair, and all the kids sarted laughing, and it was probably the funniest thing that has ever happened to me, even funnier because I couldn't touch the monkeys to get them the fuck off of my head... Silly monkeys ooo aaa
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tadzi:
that little "i like monkeys" story that everyone has received via email is stuck in my head now. i love that thing
Oct 3, 2003
cinder:
I like the new set, lady! wink
Oct 4, 2003

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