First things first, I have no idea what I am doing with this. I feel I must explain, I am a boy, actually more of a man, who is new to this sort of technology. If one was feeling especially generous they would have said I was one who had furiously pressed my will against the unswerving storm of modern convenience and conveyance to somehow make it through to this age unencumbered by the now ubiquitous tools of our electronic tribe. Yeah, but theyd probably need to be pretty pretentious to say that, I mostly just screamed punk rock and cellphones dont mix or some such nonsense as I slammed my way half drunk through the throngs of skin paint splattered youth on my way down somewhere east and below Houston
