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DEEP OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE


"The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

"I think that's how Chicago and Detroit got started. Bunch of
people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's
go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us
geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they
turned sixty and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
--A. Whitney Brown