Now my dear readers what you have been waiting for! not really lol but the sex talk!!!!
Did you ever hear that money makes the world go round? Well guess what as true as that statement is this one is to. SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND TO!!! Im going to break this up into two parts men and women.
Lets start with men !
Did you know that sex come across a mans brian every 11 seconds.. do you think this is true? i dont. I think that women ( and this includes me also) jump ahead of ourselfs to think that men are always thinking about sex bc we are worried if that man thinks we are sexy or not. We women worry way to much about our look. Men are easy they roll out of bed and look as good as they did when they fell asleep. which brings up to number one
1.Men take some time just five mintunes a day and take care of yourself!! Yes the rough man look is sexy but tame it mister!! if your women likes gizzle adams looking back at her.. make mr adams look the sexy part. When youi day dream about us it is all glam and glit and sexy we do the same thing!!!!
Men you are fearless and brave and dareing and willing. Growing up your father teaches you to be rough and have brass balls. You are raised to be a role model a guide and a MAN! The bread winner the head of the table. That is alot of weight on your shoulders! Women are raised to be flowers sweet and loving. Soft and but yet strong enough to hold together a family a life a job to be the rock for her head of the table to lean on. Women are rasied to be a super women as men are to be superman. What i am getting to is number two
2.Fanstasy! men you are willing to try everything new and different as women are not so much as willing but most of us will try everything once. But talk to us about it. NICELY remeber words are everything! Just talk to us if you want to try new different things we do to but most of us just wont come out 1st and say it! Remeber sex is a parternship even if it is for one night. It is still someting two humans are shareing as one. when you work together the end is so much more rewarding which makes the work so much worth it. Sex does more for you then just makes you feel all sleepy in the end.
When you cook you have to let the burners get hot. When you grill the coal has to heat up and get just right. when you bake you have to preheat the oven. All these take atleast 15 mins to do so. When you go to turn on a light it takes half a second. To both turn on and off. Which brings me to number three.
3. Men are light switchs and women are ovens. Men get turned on and off very easy and can be ready to go as soon as the last drop of blood flows away from there brain to fill up there mini brain. Women are not that easy. We need a few mintuns of touching licking kissing rubbing grinding etc to get us going. Sex with women is so much better when you take the time to preheat that oven. When you take that time they are more willing to work just as hard to get to the end with you. If you dont preheat the oven i wont lie most of the time it is just for yall to get off. For in my case it was. Most women ive talked to over the years have said the same thing.
i wrote this on the drive to west va when i have time to sit down im going to write the other half part two women... sorry if anything is spelled wrong.. i just dont feel like sitting here and changeing anything right now lol
Did you ever hear that money makes the world go round? Well guess what as true as that statement is this one is to. SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND TO!!! Im going to break this up into two parts men and women.
Lets start with men !
Did you know that sex come across a mans brian every 11 seconds.. do you think this is true? i dont. I think that women ( and this includes me also) jump ahead of ourselfs to think that men are always thinking about sex bc we are worried if that man thinks we are sexy or not. We women worry way to much about our look. Men are easy they roll out of bed and look as good as they did when they fell asleep. which brings up to number one
1.Men take some time just five mintunes a day and take care of yourself!! Yes the rough man look is sexy but tame it mister!! if your women likes gizzle adams looking back at her.. make mr adams look the sexy part. When youi day dream about us it is all glam and glit and sexy we do the same thing!!!!
Men you are fearless and brave and dareing and willing. Growing up your father teaches you to be rough and have brass balls. You are raised to be a role model a guide and a MAN! The bread winner the head of the table. That is alot of weight on your shoulders! Women are raised to be flowers sweet and loving. Soft and but yet strong enough to hold together a family a life a job to be the rock for her head of the table to lean on. Women are rasied to be a super women as men are to be superman. What i am getting to is number two
2.Fanstasy! men you are willing to try everything new and different as women are not so much as willing but most of us will try everything once. But talk to us about it. NICELY remeber words are everything! Just talk to us if you want to try new different things we do to but most of us just wont come out 1st and say it! Remeber sex is a parternship even if it is for one night. It is still someting two humans are shareing as one. when you work together the end is so much more rewarding which makes the work so much worth it. Sex does more for you then just makes you feel all sleepy in the end.
When you cook you have to let the burners get hot. When you grill the coal has to heat up and get just right. when you bake you have to preheat the oven. All these take atleast 15 mins to do so. When you go to turn on a light it takes half a second. To both turn on and off. Which brings me to number three.
3. Men are light switchs and women are ovens. Men get turned on and off very easy and can be ready to go as soon as the last drop of blood flows away from there brain to fill up there mini brain. Women are not that easy. We need a few mintuns of touching licking kissing rubbing grinding etc to get us going. Sex with women is so much better when you take the time to preheat that oven. When you take that time they are more willing to work just as hard to get to the end with you. If you dont preheat the oven i wont lie most of the time it is just for yall to get off. For in my case it was. Most women ive talked to over the years have said the same thing.
i wrote this on the drive to west va when i have time to sit down im going to write the other half part two women... sorry if anything is spelled wrong.. i just dont feel like sitting here and changeing anything right now lol
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amberrose:
now dont get ahead of yourself ant. i still have to write the womens part.. read that part when i finally can sit down and write it.. being a light switch is a great thing!!!!!!
amberrose:
you only covered 21 sec what about the other 39?