We went karaoke last night. Patrick sang Run to the Hills... in a captains hat. hahahah it was hilarious. He's decided he's never taking the captains hat off, since we shaved his head to allow the natural color to come out. Im stoked. He looks fucking AMAZING. He also decided that because of said captains hat, he must wear Old Spice, and is doing so now. hahahah Amazing.
Which brings me to my next item of the day:
I love myspace.
Message starts at the bottom. Now, I could possibly have been nicer to the kid. But im sick of morons.
And honestly, how do you possibly get away with spelling like that? He's from Nevada. I thought potentially he was foreign, and just using the "sound it out" method. But sadly, he is not. Which gave me free reign over his idiocy.
Douchemouth. hahahahah
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:37 PM
GO fucky off in die i gas i wous rong your a worsor thin a pees of shit your ass har haha i have a dis oubilotee you roud bitche go two hall in git fouckt i bate youd like that you hor hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hat peepal like you you shay shit be four you find awt wouts go win on withe tham fouk off in go git hit bir a core or ieet shit or drawnd in shit fiour all i chare i howp you git mordord biy your boy frand haha he moyst love you a noff two kill you you roud bitch die die die in two me you or worsor thin dort you nothin two me hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabnothin bout a shitee hor ..hahahahaha.
go.. in kill your salff haha.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Amber Lynn..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:13 PM
next time you write me, im going to decapitate your face with a dictionary.
Douchemouth.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Haw hawe wous your day you louke soo cool i like hawe you have a lout of tatows in your jost your shalf i wis that som day i meet you or some one like you in thanks four be in my frnde your ousome Amber Lynn?
Which brings me to my next item of the day:
I love myspace.
Message starts at the bottom. Now, I could possibly have been nicer to the kid. But im sick of morons.
And honestly, how do you possibly get away with spelling like that? He's from Nevada. I thought potentially he was foreign, and just using the "sound it out" method. But sadly, he is not. Which gave me free reign over his idiocy.
Douchemouth. hahahahah
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:37 PM
GO fucky off in die i gas i wous rong your a worsor thin a pees of shit your ass har haha i have a dis oubilotee you roud bitche go two hall in git fouckt i bate youd like that you hor hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hat peepal like you you shay shit be four you find awt wouts go win on withe tham fouk off in go git hit bir a core or ieet shit or drawnd in shit fiour all i chare i howp you git mordord biy your boy frand haha he moyst love you a noff two kill you you roud bitch die die die in two me you or worsor thin dort you nothin two me hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabnothin bout a shitee hor ..hahahahaha.
go.. in kill your salff haha.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Amber Lynn..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:13 PM
next time you write me, im going to decapitate your face with a dictionary.
Douchemouth.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Haw hawe wous your day you louke soo cool i like hawe you have a lout of tatows in your jost your shalf i wis that som day i meet you or some one like you in thanks four be in my frnde your ousome Amber Lynn?
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tabi:
holy shit, i can't even read it. you need to post a translation!
veronika:
Please tell me this kid was 10.