I HATE TWITTER!
But I love my best friend. She drinks cold white wine with me outside, sitting at wrought iron tables in 100 degree afternoon heat smoking Parliament Lights and listening to me bitch about my life.
So, yeah, I hate Twitter. For fuck's sake, people. I don't care how far you've moved up in the DMV line. I don't care that you're going to get coffee/sushi/a fucking enema. I don't care if you're doing laundry, or going to the grocery store. Since when did the mundane goings-on of our daily lives become so newsworthy that a website was created for it? Randomness is seeping out of the pores of the universe. Watch me get pedantic...seriously.
Anyway, check out Conan O'Brien's Twitter Tracker. Don't skeet the tweet, cause it's time for some bird bacon.
But I love my best friend. She drinks cold white wine with me outside, sitting at wrought iron tables in 100 degree afternoon heat smoking Parliament Lights and listening to me bitch about my life.
So, yeah, I hate Twitter. For fuck's sake, people. I don't care how far you've moved up in the DMV line. I don't care that you're going to get coffee/sushi/a fucking enema. I don't care if you're doing laundry, or going to the grocery store. Since when did the mundane goings-on of our daily lives become so newsworthy that a website was created for it? Randomness is seeping out of the pores of the universe. Watch me get pedantic...seriously.
Anyway, check out Conan O'Brien's Twitter Tracker. Don't skeet the tweet, cause it's time for some bird bacon.
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deriecherie:
Thanks.... they are just so hilar and plus incredibly adorable w/the accents :d
rubbersoul:
Ewww! I just looked at this skank's pictures. Gross.