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Yeah, i am excited to be back in oregon. with REAL strippers!!!

People will come. And, i will have dinner parties, and parties of all sorts. You are coming to the wedding right?

HEY! Did you move in with Papawheelie??? Fisty KY

me giving decorating tips and tricks... yet another reason people think i'm gay. haha.

yeah... it seems like every other day this chick is saying how she's going to baltimore for a job offer (yeah, a job offer working door at a venue... ooooo!), or moving to vegas, or how she never wants a relationship, or how she now suddenly wonders why she's so lonely, or how this band is the greatest EVAR! no, this band is. Wait... what? Now she's vegan. Now she's not. I have no idea why I tried dating her for as long as I did...

fisty, ky! hahahahaha

Sounds promising.

here's a trick to make your own bedskirt: go find a fabric you like, maybe something cool or unusual, then measure the height from the floor to the top of the box spring. double that, then maybe add 10-12 inches (maybe more, depending on how much you think it may take to keep it in place). Now get some of the fabric in that height (and if possible, long enough to wrap your bed... but if not, you can do it in a few pieces), fold it over once, then tuck it under the mattress, so that it hangs to where you'd like your skirt to stop. It's usually cheaper then a bed skirt and you'll be able to make it look any way you want without much work.

whatever are you talking about?

When cats turn bad:



Remember to discuss drugs with the cats you love.

YO LADY! Can ya cram in some brunch time for this lonely ol dork here- perhaps this weekend?

yeah, that's why i still haven't seen Clerks 2... the thought of being surrounded by a large body of kevin smith fans_of the type that got in because everyone in their dorm told them to watch jay & silent bob strike back_frankly terrifies me. I tend to just pick up movies on dvd. The 3 movies I've been to this year trounce the 1 I saw at a theatre last year (though that one was amazing in it's own right... Jonathan Scheck and a bunch of mexican actors repeating the lines they'd learnt phonetically? Words escape me.)

The wedding is in Spokane. Finding a date was the impossible dream!

i just noticed "porking" in your post and started laughing uncontrollably (sp?)

What the hell is a shrimp gun?!?!

My purely selfish response is: "crap!"

I'm sorry, I meant to say "Hooray for self-actualization!"

"Do you know the way to San Jose".

Ass end of the universe... reminds me of how people used to tell me to move closer to my last job, which was just outside of Park City (you know, sundance film festival park city). And my animosity for my prior job aside, I would just laugh at them. Why? It's so far from... anything. Sure they have the stuff you need but nothing that i want. Give me big city, thanks. I can then "get away from it all" on a vacation or something.

Speaking of dirty old men. I work at a retirement home and have three of the geezers there trying to feel me up. It's pretty funny actually. They are almost blind, deaf and can't hardly speak but they zoom in on boobies (under scrubs!!) with uncanny accuracy.

Is it really weird that I let the cute one pat my fanny when I change him?? Haha

I have a ton of cleaning to do myself.

I don't know how the house gets so crazy when I am not even here most of the time!

Weird.
The kitties must be partying while I am gone.
I need to learn some good vegan stuff. Right now I am working on vegetarian delights.

I don't have particular actors or actresses but I have a strange addiction to dance/cheerleading/gymnastics competition movies.

huh....

I think I like them in a dirty old man way. It shames me a little.

What are you headin to san jose for?

Jon and I are going to his cousins wedding.

*points to self* tommorrow off. Perhaps some plant oggling?

indeed. visualise me walking out of work, right past by boss and his cronies with their "see ya tomorrow, buddy!" bullshit. then visualise me reporting them to the BSA in the near future...